[Lee.]

I've realised mums irritate me. Not all mums, but there is a certain type that make me want to scream.... first of all they take giving birth as an excuse to suddenly start wearing the most god awful clothes that not even my late Grandma would have worn and they seem to stop making any effort at all into their appearance; one mum at my kids' school who thinks she's incredibly posh actualky does bith school runs in her jammies... I mean, how long would it take to get dressed and run a brush through her hair?
Second of all,having children seems to make it impossible for them to converse about anything other than their children! And thirdly noneof them can admit that sometimes their kids are little ****s the same ss everybody elses!
I bloody love my kids more than anthing ever ever in this world, but I'm realistic. I know I still need a social life, I need to talk about a number of subjects not just kids, there's nothing wrong with still wanting to look attractive and I'm not adraid to admit that sometimes I'm not a supermum... yes I let them play on games consoles if I cant be bothered doing anything, I doht always give them healthy food, sometimes I cant be arsed cooking from scratch so they get a mcdonalds once in a while... oh and some of these mums I'm talking about have different voices now too. They have to speak in a loud affected voice so EVERYBODY can hear how great and domesticated they are and how perfect their little angels are. Pah

Just saying...