[Glenn.]

I've been evicted.

I see...

[Z]

Week 7:

- Apple and Ben get into a vicious argument about the cleaning and Apple throws water over Ben. Lucas gets involved and tells them to stop throwing things, they'll get his dress dirty, and Locke tells him it's weird that he's wearing a dress and that he's still got Kate's dress even though she's been evicted. Claudia and Caitlin tell Locke it's homophobic to insult Lucas for wearing a dress, and when Lee gets involved to get them to calm down, Claudia accuses Lee of trying to steal her woman. The media brand it "Fight Night" and the ratings go through the roof.

- Caitlin and Claudia break up over the fight, with Caitlin saying Claudia has trust issues, and Claudia befriends Apple and Kazanne instead of hanging out with the now fractured group.

- Ben and Lee get drunk again, along with Ninastar and LemonJam, and the four play spin the bottle. Claudia decides to go join them to try and make up with Caitlin but walks in just as Caitlin and Lee are kissing, while Locke cheers them on and causes another fight to break out. Claudia accuses him of being homophobic and Locke opens up about his experience of a man pretending to be a woman just to trick him into falling for her, causing LemonJam to feel bad about disliking Locke and the two make amends, as do LemonJam and Karl.

Nominations:

Apple - Ben, Locke
Ben - Apple, Kazanne
Black Dagger - Lee, Locke
GypsyGoth - Lee, Locke
Karl - Apple, Black Dagger
Kazanne - Ben, Lee
Lee - GypsyGoth, Kazanne
LemonJam - Apple, GypsyGoth
Locke - Black Dagger, GypsyGoth
Ninastar - GypsyGoth, Locke

Nominated: GypsyGoth vs Locke

Evicted: Locke


Week 8:

- Caitlin and Claudia's break up continues to be vicious as they refuse to sit in the same room together. Claudia is devastated about being up for eviction and doesn't trust anyone in the house apart from her new friends Apple, Lucas and Kazanne; and hates her old group of friends.

- Lucas becomes Head of House and is given immunity and double votes.

- Lee burps in Claudia's face and Claudia bursts into tears, telling Big Brother that she wants to leave. She calms down and returns to the house, determined to survive until the end.

- Ben gets drunk with Lee and James and passes out on the sofa; Apple draws a penis on Ben's face much to the amusement of the whole house. Ben is furious and doesn't see the funny side.

Nominations:

Apple - Ben, Lee
Ben - Apple, Kazanne
Black Dagger - Lee+1, Ninastar+1
GypsyGoth - Lee, Ninastar
Karl - Apple, Kazanne
Kazanne - Ben, Lee
Lee - GypsyGoth, Kazanne
LemonJam - Apple, GypsyGoth
Ninastar - GypsyGoth, Kazanne

Nominated: Kazanne vs Lee

Evicted: Lee

[Marc]

Poor lee

[Lee.]

-pisses on everybody's bed before leaving-

[Ramsay]

that crafty lucas, it's all his fault lee

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Karl

that crafty lucas, it's all his fault lee

Yeah, I'll be waiting for him on his eviction night..

[Z]

Week 9:

- Ben is shaken by Lee's eviction; he was sure that Kazanne would be voted out and begins to panic that their peeing on Kazanne's bed had reflected badly upon them. Claudia however is delighted, and thinks that she and Caitlin could get back together. Caitlin rebuffs Claudia's advances; much like Claudia had done to Caitlin back at the start, completely shattering Claudia's confidence. Caitlin feels bad and tells Karl that she regrets turning her down, because she only did it to get revenge.

- Kazanne is upset about being up for eviction and decides to try and make peace with the other group, even though it was just leftover tension from housemates who were no longer in the house. She finds that she gets on well with Karl and LemonJam and the three of them agree that the other housemates are all extremely dramatic.

- Lucas is given a wig by the Big Brother house and puts on a drag performance, causing Ben to cringe and Apple to cry with laughter. Lucas gives Ben a lapdance and Ben gets angry and tells Lucas he's not interested, even though it's just part of the show, and it opens up old wounds about Scott for Apple. Some of the other housemates are concerned by Ben's outburst and lose respect for him.

Nominations:

Apple - Ben, Ninastar
Ben - Apple, Black Dagger
Black Dagger - Ben, Ninastar
GypsyGoth - Ben, Ninastar
Karl - Apple, Ben
Kazanne - Ben, Ninastar
LemonJam - Apple, Ben
Ninastar - Apple, Kazanne

Nominated: Apple vs Ben vs Ninastar

Evicted: Ben



Week 10:

- It's the week before the final and the housemates begin to get strung out about the impending final eviction before the last week. Nobody wants to be evicted at this point. Big Brother announces a task that will guarantee the winner immunity and therefore a place in the final. The task is to get the most nominations. The person with the most nominations will be given immunity and will not face eviction; leaving the people with the next most nominations to face the public vote. The housemates look concerned, unsure whether or not to try and gain votes or not.

- Apple 'accidentally' smashes a plate, causing Ninastar to accuse him of doing it on purpose. Claudia defends Apple and accuses Caitlin of being "a grumpy has-been dyke." Apple finds this hilarious and decides he wants Claudia to make the final.

- LemonJam and Karl decide they don't care about trying to win immunity, but then panic and realise that people might vote for them to tactically avoid giving their enemies a nomination instead, resulting in them being up for eviction.

- Kazanne tells Lucas she'll help him adjust Kate's dress so he can wear it as his eviction outfit but purposely cuts a slit up the side of the dress and makes it far too slutty for anybody with any shame to wear, so that Lucas will vote for her in the nominations. She doesn't account for Lucas not having any shame; he loves the slit and tells Kazanne she's the best.

Nominations:

Apple - GypsyGoth, Ninastar
Black Dagger - GypsyGoth, Ninastar
GypsyGoth - Karl, Ninastar
Karl - Apple, GypsyGoth
Kazanne - Black Dagger, Ninastar
LemonJam - Apple, Karl
Ninastar - Apple, Kazanne

Immune: Ninastar

Nominated: Apple vs GypsyGoth

Evicted: GypsyGoth

[Conzors]

i have no idea lol

[Z]

Week 11, Final:

- Caitlin is devastated at Claudia's eviction and spends all week crying about it. The other housemates feel bad and try to congratulate her for gaining immunity but she says she doesn't know how to take the result because it could mean everyone hates her. Apple announces that he thinks they're as annoying as each other; which Karl finds hilarious, causing Caitlin to become even more upset.

- Lucas practises his eviction poses in the mirror in Kate's dress and the wig Big Brother provided him with.

- LemonJam and Karl win the final task of the series, a quiz where housemates had to show off their knowledge about each other, in pairs. The other teams were Kazanne & Apple and Lucas & Caitlin. As a reward for winning the task, they earn alcohol for the house.

- The final night approaches and the housemates decide to get drunk in the morning of the last day, unaware that there is about to be a surprise eviction in the afternoon...

6th place - LemonJam

- Karl is stunned as James says his unexpected goodbyes. The housemates sober up, realising that the final has started earlier than they expected, and Lucas shrieks as he realises the lounge has been locked and he can't get to the bedroom to put on his dress. The housemates are all in pyjamas and dressing gowns, they are in no way ready to be evicted, but the final has started early. James is evicted to mostly cheers and is asked why he didn't pretend to be Portuguese at any point in the house. He shrugs and says he can't wait to finger his violin.

5th place - Kazanne

- The housemates realise that the end is approaching quickly and they've no idea who is going to win. Kazanne leaves the house in the early evening, it's just hit 6pm and there are four of them left. Kazanne emerges from the house to loud cheers and people throw clean bedsheets at her as she walks down the stairs.

4th place - Black Dagger

- Lucas howls and cries his eyes out as he is evicted without getting to go out in drag. Apple, Karl and Ninastar remain and look nervous as time marches on. Lucas receives a mixed reaction from the crowd and announces that he wants to pursue a career as a drag queen. It's now 9pm.

3rd place - Apple202

- Apple shrugs and leaves the living room without saying goodbye to Karl and Ninastar, receiving a mixed reaction from the crowd. He bows and says he can't wait to go shopping at Abercrombie&Fitch, and when asked about Scott, says he doesn't care anymore and says he doesn't think Scott is even that sassy.

2nd place - Ninastar

- Caitlin is evicted to loud boos and even louder cheers and she's grilled in her interview about her relationship status with Claudia. She admits that she would like to make it work and that she's sorry for causing Claudia so much pain. The crowd is united in unanimous cheers as Claudia runs onto the stage and the two reunite.

1st place - Karl

- Karl wins and leaves the house to thunderous cheering, and is hailed as the new winner. He is criticised by some for not being the most prominent character in the house, while others praise him for remaining fun without being horrible. He says in his interview that he's most looking forward to getting some weed and forgetting his Big Brother experience ever happened.

Fin~.

[Ramsay]

beautiful

[Ninastar]

lets be real, no girl would ever reject me

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Zee

Week 9:

- Ben is shaken by Lee's eviction; he was sure that Kazanne would be voted out and begins to panic that their peeing on Kazanne's bed had reflected badly upon them. Claudia however is delighted, and thinks that she and Caitlin could get back together. Caitlin rebuffs Claudia's advances; much like Claudia had done to Caitlin back at the start, completely shattering Claudia's confidence. Caitlin feels bad and tells Karl that she regrets turning her down, because she only did it to get revenge.

- Kazanne is upset about being up for eviction and decides to try and make peace with the other group, even though it was just leftover tension from housemates who were no longer in the house. She finds that she gets on well with Karl and LemonJam and the three of them agree that the other housemates are all extremely dramatic.

- Lucas is given a wig by the Big Brother house and puts on a drag performance, causing Ben to cringe and Apple to cry with laughter. Lucas gives Ben a lapdance and Ben gets angry and tells Lucas he's not interested, even though it's just part of the show, and it opens up old wounds about Scott for Apple. Some of the other housemates are concerned by Ben's outburst and lose respect for him.

Nominations:

Apple - Ben, Ninastar
Ben - Apple, Black Dagger
Black Dagger - Ben, Ninastar
GypsyGoth - Ben, Ninastar
Karl - Apple, Ben
Kazanne - Ben, Ninastar
LemonJam - Apple, Ben
Ninastar - Apple, Kazanne

Nominated: Apple vs Ben vs Ninastar

Evicted: Ben



Week 10:

- It's the week before the final and the housemates begin to get strung out about the impending final eviction before the last week. Nobody wants to be evicted at this point. Big Brother announces a task that will guarantee the winner immunity and therefore a place in the final. The task is to get the most nominations. The person with the most nominations will be given immunity and will not face eviction; leaving the people with the next most nominations to face the public vote. The housemates look concerned, unsure whether or not to try and gain votes or not.

- Apple 'accidentally' smashes a plate, causing Ninastar to accuse him of doing it on purpose. Claudia defends Apple and accuses Caitlin of being "a grumpy has-been dyke." Apple finds this hilarious and decides he wants Claudia to make the final.

- LemonJam and Karl decide they don't care about trying to win immunity, but then panic and realise that people might vote for them to tactically avoid giving their enemies a nomination instead, resulting in them being up for eviction.

- Kazanne tells Lucas she'll help him adjust Kate's dress so he can wear it as his eviction outfit but purposely cuts a slit up the side of the dress and makes it far too slutty for anybody with any shame to wear, so that Lucas will vote for her in the nominations. She doesn't account for Lucas not having any shame; he loves the slit and tells Kazanne she's the best.

Nominations:

Apple - GypsyGoth, Ninastar
Black Dagger - GypsyGoth, Ninastar
GypsyGoth - Karl, Ninastar
Karl - Apple, GypsyGoth
Kazanne - Black Dagger, Ninastar
LemonJam - Apple, Karl
Ninastar - Apple, Kazanne

Immune: Ninastar

Nominated: Apple vs GypsyGoth

Evicted: GypsyGoth

Oh that Lucas he's such a love

[Kizzy]

Evicted in week 3?... hmmmm Totally excellent though zee really enjoyed reading this

[Mystic Mock]

Male:
Legend Killer
Locke
Novo
Joeysteele
Marc
Nathan
MTVN

Female:
Kazanne
Niamh
Vicky
GypsyGoth
Vanessa
Ammi
Munchkins

I think that would make for the best BB in years.

[Kizzy]

Kazanne!

[Kate!]

Omg. Zee, you've excelled yourself. The dress!!! Lmao.

Lucas you bloody slut.

And Karl winning.... love it.

Please do more stuff like this Zeebeediah

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Glenn

Omg I survived eviction

Originally Posted by Zee

Evicted: Glenn and Kate

[Glenn.]

[Z]

That's what happens to cocky housemates

Can you tell I'm bored today?

[LemonJam]

Perfection. Me and Karls rocky bromance

[Ninastar]

No seriously though, that was a great read.

I'd never hook up with anyone on TV though. Man or woman

[Benjamin]

I was evicted over Apple?

[Black Dagger]

ZEE I AM HOWLING

Kate's dress

Mixed reaction? Which ****er would boo me?

[Suze]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

I do... You, I and kate should make a club, but what could we call it?....

Can I join that club Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee Another unloved here

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Ben

I was evicted over Apple?