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Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123
Emma: I will now talk to the house.
And the winner of BB 2013 is................................................ .SAM!!
Crowd cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emma: Sam you are now the winner of Big Brother 2013 how do you feel???
Sam: (asleep on the sofa) Zzzzzzzz
Emma: could Sophie please wake Sam up.
Sophie: I is tryin he won't fekin wake up.
Emma: ok lets go to a commercial break. Someone fetch me a fekin stretcher!
Sophie: Wakes up yoos lazy barstard! eeew his winky expanded! dirty begger!
Sam: Zzzzzzzzzzz
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