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Old 02-08-2013, 04:50 PM #1
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Default Woman at the chippy gave me extra meat in my Kebab, does she fancy me?

Woman at the chippy gave me extra meat in my Kebab, does she fancy me?


She gave me like a large kebab when I asked for a medium and the guy who got served in front of me got like feck all.

She smiled and told me to enjoy and I was like "you bet I will" and then she gave me this reight cute smile.

Should i ask her out next time? She is proper nice too I would love to eat her kebab.

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Clearly. Everyone knows the best way to flirt is to move someone a small step closer to a heart attack
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you didn't actually say " you bet i will " did you?
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you didn't actually say " you bet i will " did you?
It's a kebab. I would give a handjob to a gorilla for a piece of meat.
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Clearly. Everyone knows the best way to flirt is to move someone a small step closer to a heart attack
So, what your saying is, she's trying to kill me?
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Id be suspicious of an extra ingredient.
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So, what your saying is, she's trying to kill me?
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Id be suspicious of an extra ingredient.
I would love it if she spat on it to be honest, I'm sick like that.
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So instead of asking her out I am better off keeping the old bill on speed dial? Thanks for alerting me to this you may have saved my life.
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Don't mention it. I have experience with those kebab bitches
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Woman at the chippy gave me extra meat in my Kebab, does she fancy me?


She gave me like a large kebab when I asked for a medium and the guy who got served in front of me got like feck all.

She smiled and told me to enjoy and I was like "you bet I will" and then she gave me this reight cute smile.

Should i ask her out next time? She is proper nice too I would love to eat her kebab.

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Definite sexual signals there, mate. Next time you go in ask her if she wants to try some of your meat. Making this face as you say it
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Don't mention it. I have experience with those kebab bitches
Please share, I do love a good story about kebabs and bitches. Make it as graphic as you like....
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Definite sexual signals there, mate. Next time you go in ask her if she wants to try some of your meat. Making this face as you say it
Excellent advice, I'd love to be on electronic tag for the next year!
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I said please........

Isn't there some sort of puppy dog eyes emoticon?

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Woman at the chippy gave me extra meat in my Kebab, does she fancy me?


She gave me like a large kebab when I asked for a medium and the guy who got served in front of me got like feck all.

She smiled and told me to enjoy and I was like "you bet I will" and then she gave me this reight cute smile.

Should i ask her out next time? She is proper nice too I would love to eat her kebab.

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She wants you to give her a little extra meat in return, I say go for it
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She wants you to give her a little extra meat in return, I say go for it
The problem is I can't go back tomorrow, I'd look like a right fat bastard if I went to the chippy two days in a row.

The longer I leave it though she might give someone else an extra helping and then I'm screwed haha.


Such a dilemma
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The only way to know for sure is to ask if she wants to batter your sausage.
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I would love it if she spat on it to be honest, I'm sick like that.
i like you

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she has taken a shine to you!,your not the only one to get more than you asked for.
i have had my fair share of extra's

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The only way to know for sure is to ask if she wants to batter your sausage.
I know I'm sexually perverted but I am not sure i am comfortable having my sausage battered.....






.........It would sting like hell in the fryer
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I'm not sure i swing that way but I'd give anything a try!
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she has taken a shine to you!,your not the only one to get more than you asked for.
i have had my fair share of extra's
What did you get?
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a large portion!
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