[Z]

Originally Posted by CynicalHermit

I wouldn't go exclaiming that too loudly to be honest.


If you do, and somebody says to you 'i've got some you can have, if you help me toss my salad' always say NO

It's like a 2013 version of stranger danger

[Kyle]

If I asked her if I could have a taste of her large kebab do you think I'll get a slap?

[Ryan57]

Ask her next time, 'do you like medium or large meat '.

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

If I asked her if I could have a taste of her large kebab do you think I'll get a slap?

At the very least

[Kyle]

Ah who am I kidding, she is a chip shop girl and I'm just a lowly gardener, it was never going to be,


An ode to a chip shop lady;


Oh chip shop girl,
Your eyes were bright
Like Turkish delight
Or perhaps a Viennese whirl

Oh chip shop lady,
You gave me good meat,
You were ever so sweet,
If only I could give you my gravy

Did you want to poison me?
You gave me that food
I pictured you nude
But alas it was never to be.

Fin

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Ah who am I kidding, she is a chip shop girl and I'm just a lowly gardener, it was never going to be,


An ode to a chip shop lady;


Oh chip shop girl,
Your eyes were bright
Like Turkish delight
Or perhaps a Viennese whirl

Oh chip shop lady,
You gave me good meat,
You were ever so sweet,
If only I could give you my gravy

Did you want to poison me?
You gave me that food
I pictured you nude
But alas it was never to be.

Fin

a poetic masterpiece, I'm incredibly moved .. Sob.

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

a poetic masterpiece, I'm incredibly moved .. Sob.

enough to start working in a chippy

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

a poetic masterpiece, I'm incredibly moved .. Sob.

Don't laugh at me, I'm heart broken! An empty shell of a man with an empty kebab box to boot.


Cheer me up now!

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

enough to start working in a chippy

I got a D in my deep fat frying classes in school. No reputable chip shop in the country would have me with those grades.

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

I got a D in my deep fat frying classes in school. No reputable chip shop in the country would have me with those grades.

not you, kate.

[Verbal]

The Gardener & The Chip Shop Girl

That's a film just waiting to be made

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

not you, kate.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Don't laugh at me, I'm heart broken! An empty shell of a man with an empty kebab box to boot.


Cheer me up now!

Awwwww. here, have a grape..

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by CynicalHermit

The Gardener & The Chip Shop Girl

That's a film just waiting to be made

I'm available to play the gardener. And the chip shop girl must be fit, I'm talking Susan Boyle fit. Pure stunner.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Awwwww. here, have a grape..

It better be a red one.

[Kate!]

I'll play the chip shop girl.

- chews gum and burps -

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

I'll play the chip shop girl.

- chews gum and burps -

Nice one, are you partial to a spot of nudity? You know for the audience, not me.

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Nice one, are you partial to a spot of nudity? You know for the audience, not me.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Yep, just awaiting my infraction for that one.

[Kate!]

I'm as pure as the driven slush I'll have you know.

[Kate!]

I've got other titles for this film..



Carry on Kebabing
Brokeback Sausage

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

I've got other titles for this film..



Carry on Kebabing
Brokeback Sausage

I like.

Chippy off the old block.

Out of the frying pan...... And into her bed.

Lord of the onion rings.

[thesheriff443]

riding the gravy train.

[Verbal]

Working title - tales from the deep fat fryer

[Kyle]

I'm off to give Peter Jackson the script he can make it into a trilogy. Hollywood here we come ya bastards!