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BB14 Channel 5's Big Brother: Secrets and Lies (aka Big Brother 14) started June 13th 2013 and was won by Sam Evans.

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...if I could breathe I would laugh my watery head orf...
I think you may have swallowed a seahorse.
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You make me proud my loyal crew, you have all the attributes that Dexter does not have and I have good faith that the H.M.S Samuel will defeat the privateer ship the Deadly Dexter and get back our loot and the location of poor Mr Rochester who is 7 leagues under the sea somewhere in Bermuda. Or is it Off the coast of Port Elizabeth? This is why we need to find it because I don't know where he is....
erm...I think I said I was 3 miles off Cadiz...

There's good money in capturing ships Cap'n. Her majesty will reward you well and probably give you a Knighthood and a country estate. I could come back and be your resident ghost and we could open it to the public...But I am getting ahead of myself...

Has anyone seen Witchhazel? Is she safe and fed.

I must say these seahorses are delicious...

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You make me proud my loyal crew, you have all the attributes that Dexter does not have and I have good faith that the H.M.S Samuel will defeat the privateer ship the Deadly Dexter and get back our loot and the location of poor Mr Rochester who is 7 leagues under the sea somewhere in Bermuda. Or is it Off the coast of Port Elizabeth? This is why we need to find it because I don't know where he is....
We keep away from Bermuda Captain, we could not fare another TRIANGLE.
Port Elizabeth is far off course...
ABS Rochester is wallowing in the depths just off Cadiz.
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erm...I think I said I was 3 miles off Cadiz...

There's good money in capturing ships Cap'n. Her majesty will reward you well and probably give you a Knighthood and a country estate. I could come back and be your resident ghost and we could open it to the public...But I am getting ahead of myself...

Has anyone seen Witchhazel? Is she safe and fed.

I must say these seahorses are delicious...

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Witch hazel has escaped. I will court martial whoever I left in charge of the brig we can't have a Manipulator of men like that running about the ship! Some of us have been at sea for months having to make do with drilling a hole in the wall.

I've had enough of splinters!
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We keep away from Bermuda Captain, we could not fare another TRIANGLE.
Port Elizabeth is far off course...
ABS Rochester is wallowing in the depths just off Cadiz.
But we cannot deviate course we are catching up with the Dexter I can see the cloud of smug that comes from his ship off in the distance!
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I see Dexters rattlers darting around like farts in a colinder,hurry me hearties tis a long battle ahead,eat well for tonight we dine in rathell.!!!
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I would but all the crew will want him instead of me, there's only room for one bearded loon on my ship!
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This thread is hilarious to go through, this must be one the best threads ever created on tibb.

Kazanne, where do you dig up all your images and so quickly, you are absolutely amazing.
I am really laughing all the way on this voyage.
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Kazanne, where do you dig up all your images and so quickly, you are absolutely amazing.
I am really laughing all the way on this voyage.
It's hilarious, this forum has so many funny people on it, I hope there is some sort of thread archive where we can store threads like these so we can relive the fun and remind ourselves we can get on!
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Avast me shipmates, I just caught this varmint scuttling about down below, says his names Iain Leetle Britches, was going through the cabins planting bugs, he's a recruit of Dexter Rat and needs teaching a lesson.
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If anybody was going to get the sexual reference Hermie it was gonna be either you or me, glad it was you this time.
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I assume you gave the turncoat a swift size 6 up the Jacksie for his treachery?
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Joey ye is an honoury member of HMS Sam,a feast awaits you,while we deal with the scurvy rats
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Right I just went below deck to see if the torture rack was ready for the spy that Kate had found but its not there. Which one of you forgot to go to Ann Summers and pick up the chuffing torture rack? Own up! The feather duster and a weird cactus shape thing is here but no friggin torture rack.
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Joyous welcome to you Shipmate Kizzy, come help me prepare a feast in the galley for tonight's festivities, we shall all gather on deck and dine in the moonlight whilst singing shantys in honour of Sam
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