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Before I RSVP to the invitation you sent me, I need to know the single, desperate and drunk women ratio to me.
Please provide that information on and Excel spreadsheet. Many thanks. |
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I don't need an Excel spreadsheet... There's only one single woman attending... And she's not THAT desperate if you know what I mean?
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congratulations,are you having a white wedding?
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Then I will have to respectfully decline the invitation. You promised me cheap *****s and tennents super, and so far you're at 50%. You need to up your game.
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I'm going to come and crash the wedding party, get drunk at the reception and try it on with one of your family members, maybe your uncle.
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I wasn't going to bother with a veil as I thought it was a bit churchy.. But I happened to try one on last night with my dress and loved it.., so I'm going for that now too!
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My uncle is a bit old for you!
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I suppose anything that covers your face up for a bit longer, is like an extra wedding present for your poor future husband.
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![]() You beat me to the insult.
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Congrats. I think iwas on my mini hiatus when you posted this last year but wont be long now at all. Hope you have a great day
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Lee, is a haggis an acceptable wedding gift?
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K.. He's 77 though
![]() I'm not wearing it over my face dickhead!
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![]() No, it is not. Whiskey is though
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Tell you what, we'll drink the whiskey before the ceremony.
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Hope you look like a raj wee midden on yer big day Lee
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Well what's the point of a veil that doesn't cover your face? Let him try and remember what you looked like when you first met 10 years ago. Before he realises his life is over.
Serious point for a second, I know you said the service is being done by a humanist, but if you could post what he says afterwards, I'd be interested in reading that. |
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Now yer talkin!!
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And ok, I'll do that... Why though? (And it's a she, not a he)
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Lee how irritated would you be on a scale of 1-10 if I turned up at your wedding and kept shouting "TROLLEYS!!!" over the guy doing the ceremony?
"...do you take L-" "TROLLEYS!" |
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Because I'd like to know what humanists say during these things, and how it differs from the dull monotony of religious weddings. |
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Erm... Probably about 6 or 7? Ill be even more irritated if I now say trolleys during the ceremony!
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