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Before I RSVP to the invitation you sent me, I need to know the single, desperate and drunk women ratio to me.

Please provide that information on and Excel spreadsheet.

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Before I RSVP to the invitation you sent me, I need to know the single, desperate and drunk women ratio to me.

Please provide that information on and Excel spreadsheet.

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I don't need an Excel spreadsheet... There's only one single woman attending... And she's not THAT desperate if you know what I mean?
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Yay! I know this seems so rushed as we've only been engaged for about 10 years, but we're actually gonna do it!!

Next October shall be our big day! I'm so ****ing excited!
Make it my birthday Lee the 23rdcongratulations,are you having a white wedding?
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I don't need an Excel spreadsheet... There's only one single woman attending... And she's not THAT desperate if you know what I mean?
Then I will have to respectfully decline the invitation. You promised me cheap *****s and tennents super, and so far you're at 50%. You need to up your game.

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I'm going to come and crash the wedding party, get drunk at the reception and try it on with one of your family members, maybe your uncle.
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Make it my birthday Lee the 23rdcongratulations,are you having a white wedding?
Aw, it's the 26th kazanne... We're getting married by a himanist in the evening then having a big party, it will be quite informal... But I'm going for the white dress etc! I wasn't going to bother with a veil as I thought it was a bit churchy.. But I happened to try one on last night with my dress and loved it.., so I'm going for that now too!
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The I will have to respectfully decline the invitation. You promised me cheap *****s and tennents super, and so far you at 50%. You need to up your game.
Looks like Ben might be up for it?
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I'm going to come and crash the wedding party, get drunk at the reception and try it on with one of your family members, maybe your uncle.
My uncle is a bit old for you!
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I like old.
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I suppose anything that covers your face up for a bit longer, is like an extra wedding present for your poor future husband.
 
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You beat me to the insult.
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Congrats. I think iwas on my mini hiatus when you posted this last year but wont be long now at all. Hope you have a great day
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Lee, is a haggis an acceptable wedding gift?
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I suppose anything that covers your face up for a bit longer, is like an extra wedding present for your poor future husband.
I'm not wearing it over my face dickhead!
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No, it is not. Whiskey is though
Tell you what, we'll drink the whiskey before the ceremony.
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I'm not wearing it over my face dickhead!
Well what's the point of a veil that doesn't cover your face? Let him try and remember what you looked like when you first met 10 years ago. Before he realises his life is over.

Serious point for a second, I know you said the service is being done by a humanist, but if you could post what he says afterwards, I'd be interested in reading that.
 
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Well what's the point of a veil that doesn't cover your face? Let him try and remember what you looked like when you first met 10 years ago. Before he realises his life is over.

Serious point for a second, I know you said the service is being done by a humanist, but if you could post what he says afterwards, I'd be interested in reading that.
Because it looks pretty as **** and it covers up my flabby arms a bit!

And ok, I'll do that... Why though? (And it's a she, not a he)
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Lee how irritated would you be on a scale of 1-10 if I turned up at your wedding and kept shouting "TROLLEYS!!!" over the guy doing the ceremony?

"...do you take L-" "TROLLEYS!"
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Because it looks pretty as **** and it covers up my flabby arms a bit!

And ok, I'll do that... Why though? (And it's a she, not a he)
I think you've got mixed up between a veil, and sleeves.

Because I'd like to know what humanists say during these things, and how it differs from the dull monotony of religious weddings.
 
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Lee how irritated would you be on a scale of 1-10 if I turned up at your wedding and kept shouting "TROLLEYS!!!" over the guy doing the ceremony?

"...do you take L-" "TROLLEYS!"
Erm... Probably about 6 or 7? Ill be even more irritated if I now say trolleys during the ceremony!
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I think you've got mixed up between a veil, and sleeves.

Because I'd like to know what humanists say during these things, and how it differs from the dull monotony of religious weddings.
Oh it's lovely... It's all about the people involved and nothing to do with god and stuff. It's very personal and as light hearted and humorous as you want it. We're involving the kids in our vows too and having a hand fasting ceremony too
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