[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by KingOfTheMods

She probably does stink. No amount of bird bath washing can substitute a good shower or bath. I'm in the military and I used to go on exercises where there were no ablutions available. We had to rely on washing with basins of water and wet wipes. Even after just a few days you could start to smell yourself and the others around you.

Did your willy smell?

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by Veronica

I love Hazel but saying that in front of everybody is pretty cruel and I don't know how anyone can defend that.. If someone smells you should tell them privately.

^^ This, except I don't love Hazel

There is no way in this heat, that she wouldn't be stinking the place out within a couple of days. I shower twice a day at the moment. She probably feels shy about showering outside like that, so BB is probably providing them with a task room shower as well, and they obviously can't show that on TV.

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

Did your willy smell?

Daniel-lewis!

[KingOfTheMods]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

Did your willy smell?

Like stinking bishop cheese. We used to get back to camp and get hour long showers. Then go to the pub and fall asleep after half a pint.

[ConnieLingus]

Originally Posted by Jesus.

There is no way in this heat, that she wouldn't be stinking the place out within a couple of days. I shower twice a day at the moment. She probably feels shy about showering outside like that, so BB is probably providing them with a task room shower as well, and they obviously can't show that on TV.

She doesn't seem to mind walking about with her tits and arse cheeks hanging half out. Why would she be shy about showering?

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by KingOfTheMods

Like stinking bishop cheese. We used to get back to camp and get hour long showers. Then go to the pub and fall asleep after half a pint.

Sexual.

What about touching yourself? How can you go days without bashing the bishop?

Originally Posted by ConnieLingus

She doesn't seem to mind walking about with her tits and arse cheeks hanging half out. Why would she be shy about showering?

Because it's open and she'd be rubbing her hand between her legs to wash her tuppence. Even over a bikini, I can understand why she may not feel comfortable doing that.

[Marmalite]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

Sexual.

What about touching yourself? How can you go days without bashing the bishop?

Bloody hell... slightly off topic. Should the rest of us leave?

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by Marmalite

Bloody hell... slightly off topic. Should the rest of us leave?

Ive allways wondered.

[KingOfTheMods]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

Sexual.

What about touching yourself? How can you go days without bashing the bishop?

You don't. People in the military collectively probably have every bit of porn there has ever been on their hard drives. Even the birds.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by KingOfTheMods

You don't. People in the military collectively probably have every bit of porn there has ever been on their hard drives. Even the birds.

I bet theres a lot of gay activities going on.

Are they recruiting?

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by Jesus.

Because it's open and she'd be rubbing her hand between her legs to wash her tuppence. Even over a bikini, I can understand why she may not feel comfortable doing that.

hehehe, I haven't heard that expression for a while.

[KingOfTheMods]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

I bet theres a lot of gay activities going on.

Are they recruiting?

Ha ha, well I'm RAF and I know quite a few gay lads n lasses. Army's got loads of lesbians but the gay lads tend to keep it quiet and everyone and everything in the Navy is gay even their ships. Get yourself down the AFCO mate!!

Originally Posted by Tozzie

hehehe, I haven't heard that expression for a while.

I'm an old romantic at heart, Tozzie.