[halfacrown]

Extraordinary how everyone has been brainwashed by some unknown force into disliking Hazel, when she is apparently, in fact, a cross between Joan of Arc and Mother Theresa.

Amazing how all those people voted Hazel out and that Emma Willis questioned how everyone in the house seemed to know that Daley had a girlfriend (even Sam), except Hazel. Oh hold on, Hazel did know, but then believed Daley when he said he wasn't sure, but anyway, you know she was bored and he clearly fancied Hazel, so...

I'm sure that poor, misunderstood Hazel (so betrayed by the voters and Gina) would have gone around dressed as a nun for the duration and made her virtue more obvious to all of us, except unfortunately they don't make nun's habits as bikinis, do they?