[Kyle]

Imagine after a hard days walking along the beach crushing people's sand castles you decide to treat yourself to a nice bag of chips from the chippy (yeh that's right I'm talking about a chippy again) you sit down on a bench overlooking the vista and take a chip in your hand ready to place that gorgeous potato goodness in your mouth, then you look up....



....and there's 30 people all stood over you drooling like maniacs and flapping their arms about. It doesn't happen does it?


So why are seagulls continually allowed to do this? I voted liberal democrats because i thought something would be done about this but hey politicians do f u c k all again what a surprise. They don't work, they just congregate in their own groups not integrating with the rest of us and speak in that god awful crowing language. I could live with that but scrounging for my chips? That's unforgiveable.


Set of bastards the lot of them.

Anybody else have a problem with these sky rats?

[billy123]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Imagine after a hard days walking along the beach crushing people's sand castles you decide to treat yourself to a nice bag of chips from the chippy (yeh that's right I'm talking about a chippy again) you sit down on a bench overlooking the vista and take a chip in your hand ready to place that gorgeous potato goodness in your mouth, then you look up....



....and there's 30 people all stood over you drooling like maniacs and flapping their arms about. It doesn't happen does it?


So why are seagulls continually allowed to do this? I voted liberal democrats because i thought something would be done about this but hey politicians do f u c k all again what a surprise. They don't work, they just congregate in their own groups not integrating with the rest of us and speak in that god awful crowing language. I could live with that but scrounging for my chips? That's unforgiveable.


Set of bastards the lot of them.

Anybody else have a problem with these sky rats?

Well theres your first and biggest mistake.

[AnnieK]

Some people just never learn....

[Kyle]

I'll never vote for them again.

Next time I want to see a clear manifesto for who is going to do the most to tackle the seagull problem.

[James]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Imagine after a hard days walking along the beach crushing people's sand castles you decide to treat yourself to a nice bag of chips from the chippy (yeh that's right I'm talking about a chippy again) you sit down on a bench overlooking the vista and take a chip in your hand ready to place that gorgeous potato goodness in your mouth, then you look up....



....and there's 30 people all stood over you drooling like maniacs and flapping their arms about. It doesn't happen does it?


So why are seagulls continually allowed to do this? I voted liberal democrats because i thought something would be done about this but hey politicians do f u c k all again what a surprise. They don't work, they just congregate in their own groups not integrating with the rest of us and speak in that god awful crowing language. I could live with that but scrounging for my chips? That's unforgiveable.


Set of bastards the lot of them.

Anybody else have a problem with these sky rats?

Where I live they nest on the roof-tops and during mating season (now) they squawk all through the night and get aggressive swooping down at you if they think you are getting too close to the nest.

Youtube video

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by James

Where I live they nest on the roof-tops and during mating season (now) they squawk all through the night and get aggressive swooping down at you if they think you are getting too close to the nest.

Jesus! (Not you Jesus )

Would they go for kids?

[Verbal]

Youtube video

Ignore his name

[James]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Jesus! (Not you Jesus )

Would they go for kids?

They often get close (to about a foot) when they swoop down but don't make contact.

Youtube video

Not seagulls, but I never get tired of watching this, and I'll use any excuse to share it as many times as possible.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by James

They often get close (to about a foot) when they swoop down but don't make contact.

Poor buggers, I bet it frightens them half to death. I suppose it's not so bad though as long as they don't land any blows.

And to the posters of the videos, your not helping cure my hatred of seagulls! Your supposed to be educating me on my xenophobic ways!

It's called Laridaphobia not xenophobia.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Jesus.

It's called Laridaphobia not xenophobia.

No one likes a smart arse

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

No one likes a smart arse

[Kyle]

Is that why you talk to yourself Jesus? The only way you can be sure of intelligent conversation, right?

It's the only way I can be sure of any conversation at all, let alone intelligent conversation.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Jesus.

It's the only way I can be sure of any conversation at all, let alone intelligent conversation.

Ouch, my pride......

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Ouch, my pride......

That was aimed at me, and no one wanting to talk to me, not a reflection on you!

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Jesus.

That was aimed at me, and no one wanting to talk to me, not a reflection on you!

Too late, you made me cry. I hope your happy with yourself



Haha I know mate, it's all good.

[arista]

They have to Eat
they will eat anything.

I have seen them tap dancing on the grass
to get worms to pop up.

Other Birds also do that.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by arista

They have to Eat
they will eat anything.

I have seen them tap dancing on the grass
to get worms to pop up.

Other Birds also do that.

It's alright for you, you big green manly man. I bet the seagulls don't dare come near you.

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by arista

They have to Eat
they will eat anything.

I have seen them tap dancing on the grass
to get worms to pop up.

Other Birds also do that.

If they could, they would vote Tory