[kistar]

I've got a problem I cannot swim

I'm going on big brother I'm bound to win.


I was born with a pointy ear,
That's all I need to win next year.

My hammer toe and dodgy knee
Will mean the public will love me.

I'm going to win a hundred grand
Because I have a hairy hand.

To win the show it's plain to see
You need a bit of sympathy.

Next year with my permanent frown
I'm going to take the winning crown.

All I need to get the cash ,
Is smelly feet and a bit of a rash.

Too much of one thing , not enough of the other,
Is all you need to win big brother.

[InsertUserNameHere]

Beautiful poem

[kistar]

Thank you it's a winning formula

[RichardG]

inspirational poem

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

Make sure to stay asleep for 9 weeks as well and talk about winkie expanding and boobs it sits well for the win....

[Jordan.]

These threads were so yesterday

[kistar]

Originally Posted by Im_Juz_ChiLLin

Make sure to stay asleep for 9 weeks as well and talk about winkie expanding and boobs it sits well for the win....

K I'm writing all this down.

[InsertUserNameHere]

Yeah sleep, lots of sleep.

[JTM45]

Don't forget your sleeping bag. That's a necessary part of the winning formula these days apparently!

[kistar]

Originally Posted by InsertUserNameHere

Yeah sleep, lots of sleep.

So very simple!

[InsertUserNameHere]

And the most important rule: until the last few days, don't do ANYTHING.

[esbo]

Next year with my permanent frown
I'm sure I'll take the winners crown.

[esbo]

Next year with my permanent frown
I'm sure I'll take the winners crown.

[kistar]

Originally Posted by JTM45

Don't forget your sleeping bag. That's a necessary part of the winning formula these days apparently!

I'm going to get that sleep apny thingy when you nearly die when you sleep because you stop breathing , double whammy sleeping and the sympathy vote WHOOP

[JTM45]

Originally Posted by kistar

I'm going to get that sleep apny thingy when you nearly die when you sleep because you stop breathing , double whammy sleeping and the sympathy vote WHOOP

You'll walk it with a bit of sleep apnea!

[kistar]

Originally Posted by JTM45

You'll walk it with a bit of sleep apnea!

100k here I come!

[kistar]

Originally Posted by esbo

Next year with my permanent frown
I'm sure I'll take the winners crown.

[kistar]

All I need to get the cash
Is smelly feet and a bit of a rash.

[kistar]

Too much of one thing,not enough of another,
Is all you need to win big brother.

[the_answers]

Very well done !

Interview question:

"What will you do when you get into the house ?"

Hee hee

[kistar]

Originally Posted by the_answers

Very well done !

Interview question:

"What will you do when you get into the house ?"

Hee hee

Um blend into the background and look unfortunate, like with my head slightly to one side , then sleep , then more sleep then yawn and yeah go back to sleep in an unfortunate kind of way..

[CaudleHalbard]

Originally Posted by kistar

Um blend into the background and look unfortunate, like with my head slightly to one side , then sleep , then more sleep then yawn and yeah go back to sleep in an unfortunate kind of way..

£100k guaranteed!

[the_answers]

[kistar]

Originally Posted by CaudleHalbard

£100k guaranteed!

I think there might be a load of us next year though, a bunch of unfortunates all with the same idea, might have to organise a squint to secure the win ha!unfortunate however deceptively intelligent!

[InsertUserNameHere]

Please can we have someone on this forums go in next year and use Sam's formula.