[mr rochester]

Originally Posted by InsertUserNameHere

Please can we have someone on this forums go in next year and use Sam's formula.

I've packed me bags, I'm going in
I've learned to boil an egg
I've stuck six pins in both me eyes
And sawn through half me leg
With sperm whale living in me ear
And bees inside me bonnet
I'll wear a weave and ho and heave
And write meself a sonnet
I'll never speak - I'll stare at walls
I'll wear some Primark shoes
And when I win I'll dance like Dad
There won't be any boos,
There won't be any money though
No fireworks or beer
The audience will all stay home
When I go in next year.