[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Zee

Only have a shower, but that could be a plan, smearing it on the wall and then rubbing my back against it... but then how to get it off again... pmsfl this is so hard my friend's coming down on Wednesday night, we go Thursday afternoon, might see if he'd do it for me... pretty sure he won't though

omfg I can actually imagine somebody walking in on you smearing your back against the wall.. that's brilliant.. tbf your mate might do it, just say the first round on holiday is on you