[Me. I Am Salman]

-When I worked at McDonalds & had to go to the chiller I ate some of the flakes and smuggled some Tropicanas

-My teacher helped our entire class cheat for GCSE French - I got two D's for the exam but a B overall because of A*s for the coursework (she basically wrote it for us) and this is really amazing because I plan to do Linguistics at uni and some unis want you to get a B+ for modern foreign language at GCSE I think (oh wait I have an A in Bengali but still..)

-I dunno much about fashion so have to take my brother or one of my friends with me & ask them which clothes are acceptable

-I used to religiously watch the Sky Intro channel when I was about 7 idek why but my older brother used to take the piss out of me for it

-I've never physically bought an album and the first album I ever bought was this year. The only single I've ever bought apart from this year was Beyonce - Green Light on my phone ages ago lmfao

-I once got into a car with a stranger with my friend when I was 13 or 14. They were genuine though