[Shaun]

that's nothing bumped into someone with level 180 earlier :/

[Shaun]

Youtube video

beautiful

managed to do a whole survival with just 1 other guy earlier
also, everyone who tries to kill you after doing a mission with you should have their avatars + accounts deleted immediately. honourless dicks

[Ramsay]

I've given up on this until i can get better internet
Every time i try to join a game i get kicked, it's literally impossible

[GiRTh]

ITs getting a bit samey atm. We need some DLC.

[Shaun]

still waiting for that stimulus package, Rockstar

[Locke.]

All the Survival's are really easy for me now except for that Sawmill Plant one which seems impossible.. I think I'll give that one a few gos today because I've not bothered with it for about a week.

[Shaun]

easiest ones are the Sandy Survival and Processed ones

the Railyard and Boneyard ones used to be really easy too until they removed the skips to hide in and made everyone disappear if you go on the roof now

I've never actually done the sawmill plant one, didn't know there was one :/

[Brother Leon]

Sandy and Railyard are so easy. Me and Purds can do them as a duo usually. Industrial is a bitch for me though lol

[Shaun]

ok so what did everyone spend their money on

(mine finally came through on Thursday)

[Shaun]

this "bad sport" rule kmft

because i blew up someone's car in a mission (BECAUSE THEY PARKED IT IN MY LINE OF FIRE, I WAS IN A HELICOPTER FFS) i'm now a bad sport for 2 days

and apparently it extends if you quit someone's mission/deathmatch/survival, even though there're STILL about 50 different glitches for all of those, and I was just in an instance where the host would keep restarting a mission and not give me the opportunity to leave.

this game is such bull**** it's bad enough having to wait 5 minutes for every load page and listen to the most uninformed slackjaw wankers talk race and homosexuality for an hour without this ****

[GiRTh]

Originally Posted by Shaun

this "bad sport" rule kmft

because i blew up someone's car in a mission (BECAUSE THEY PARKED IT IN MY LINE OF FIRE, I WAS IN A HELICOPTER FFS) i'm now a bad sport for 2 days

and apparently it extends if you quit someone's mission/deathmatch/survival, even though there're STILL about 50 different glitches for all of those, and I was just in an instance where the host would keep restarting a mission and not give me the opportunity to leave.

this game is such bull**** it's bad enough having to wait 5 minutes for every load page and listen to the most uninformed slackjaw wankers talk race and homosexuality for an hour without this ****

The bad sport rule is bullsh*t.

[Shaun]

the new beach DLC pack like the new deathmatches, although I'm sure they promised a new survival

[Shaun]

also david if you invite me to another 45min deathmatch i'll slap you

[Drew.]

this new Buggy is amazing

[Locke.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

also david if you invite me to another 45min deathmatch i'll slap you

I didn't realize it was a timer rather than target until about halfway through

[Shaun]

quite intrigued as to how this police car got in there

[Locke.]

New update out. Apparently you can run in your garage now and it gives you the chance to alter your characters appearance once again too, probably loads of other stuff too

[Brother Leon]

Just give us the Heists before I get a PS4 and never touch my PS3 again FFS!!

[Shaun]

weird glitch going about tonight...

I was in a deathmatch with 15 other people including Mr. Purdy and I realised there was this player who was on "Level 1000" And when it ended (very quickly, it was a 'normal' deathmatch ) this player got something like $15bn in earnings from the match.

So I was like OK, cool, whatever, and parted ways with Purdy... and then when I was placing a bet on another game, I realised my bank balance (usually only about $300k) was now at $217m.

And it's still there. Just bought a tank, attack chopper, couple of sports cars... not even put a dent in it :/

Wonder if it'll get taken away... because I've legit. no idea how I got it.

[Locke.]

Yeah when I left the first deathmatch that was taking ages to get players I had a bounty of £200m set on me, some guy was on mic saying he'd kill me and then split it 50/50 so I let him and he actually did.. so £100m in the bank.

[Shaun]

• Increased cash payouts for losing teams in Last Team standing and Team Deathmatch.
• Increased the cash and RP rewards for Races with multiple laps.
• Cash payouts for Parachuting now take points scored into account.
• Improved spawning for Deathmatches where the spawn points were previously very far apart.
• Improved support for Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and Russian in the Creator.
• Calling the mechanic now shows you if a vehicle on the list is destroyed or impounded.
• Team balancing does a better job of putting friends and crew members together.
• BETA Crew Head to Head matches are now available to play. To initiate a Crew Head to Head, you'll need to create a Playlist that does not contain Vehicle Deathmatches, Survivals or any Jobs that require more than 2 teams. From there, go into My Playlists and you'll see a prompt for Head to Head (BETA). This will launch the lobby and you'll be able to invite other players from your Crew, Friend's Crews or Skill Matched Crews.
• Player blips no longer remain red on Missions when the player has a Bounty.
• Players who end a Race as DNF are now awarded cash relevant to the amount of checkpoints they passed through during the course of the Race.
• Players who race solo now earn cash. Previously, zero cash was awarded for a solo race.
• Last Team Standing, Capture and Missions are separated out in the Create Playlist menu.
• Small deduction to the amount of cash the winners of Races, Parachuting and Last Team Standing matches receive in order to increase payouts for all other participants.
• Masks are now removed during Races where a helmet is required and are also removed by default when a player uses the Smoking animation.
• The Purchase All Ammo option now charges the full value of filling all player held weapons with ammo.
• Fixes an issue where GTA Online players could reach North Yankton.
• Fixes a rare issue where characters could be lost if the player attempted to join GTA Online when disconnected from the Network.
• Fixes for various duplicate vehicle exploits.
• Fixes issues when using the Character Select from inside the Creator.
• Fixes issues with ammo vanishing after testing a Deathmatch in the Creator.
• Fixes exploits of the Fastest Lap bonus.
• Glasses from the Beach Bum update now appear in the inventory menu.
• Players in Tanks now have more protection from other players attempting to deliberately give them a Bad Sport rating.
• Bad Sport timers now read properly and show the correct time left in the Bad Sport lobby instead of “00d00h00m”.

Good bunch of fixes

[Drew.]

• Players who race solo now earn cash. Previously, zero cash was awarded for a solo race.

who bloody does this

[Shaun]

i made a deathmatch and it has 100% approval it's called Warehouse of Pain if anyone cba finding it

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/...yUWUV-oBbfUFpw

[Locke.]

Me, Shaun, and some level 5 on a deathmatch as a team. I walk around the corner and our teammate is at the vending machine getting an e-cola.

[Shaun]

he tried adding me. didn't he leave halfway through, too? and then invited me to the most basic mission

we still beat that 373 and 118 though (something like that anyway)