[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Jesus.

There's also some translation errors with that story as it may indeed be grapes, not virgins.

Also it shows that Islam is a completely made up religion, because 7th century men would think that 70 virgins is something for paradise, but what about those virgins that have to have some big, hairy, sweating stranger panting on them.

That alone tells anyone with interest in religion that it can't be true.

don't go near the virgins jesus

[fingers]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

don't go near the virgins jesus

....and especially not the ones with hairy chins!

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by fingers

....and especially not the ones with hairy chins!

more chance of being a virgin with a hairy chin.

[fingers]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

more chance of being a virgin with a hairy chin.

Probably they ALL have hairy ****ing chins!