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| CBB13 Celebrity Big Brother 2014 (CBB13) shown January 2014 was won by Jim Davidson. Discuss here. |
| View Poll Results: is Lindia like her sister coleen ? | ||||||
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Another brilliant poem, thanks..
I've replied in verse too.I'm sorry that I haven't watched any other Show or series of Celebrity Big Brother. Coleen seemed quite sweet on a 'Bit on the Side' But boss lady Linda made victim Jim hide. Coleen is a bambi with melting brown eyes But Linda's blue daggers would slay several guys. Coleen's dulcet tones had harmonious notes But Linda's harsh braying got few viewer votes. Poor Linda would tell you she's misunderstood: That she gave all she had for the greater good; She never complained over missing her kip; Or when covered in paint for being a drip; She gagged on dog food so the others would thrive; She avoided cooking to keep them alive; She drank all the vino to save poor Jim And ate more than others to keep them all trim. Her harsh words to Jim were for his own good: Without her, he'd end up unbearably crude. She badgered, derided and all the rest So viewers would see that he's one of the best. Our Linda's a hot dish with plenty of spice But Coleen's a Korma, which also is nice. In conclusion it's easy to tell them apart If you ate Mama Lin, then you'd probably fart. Last edited by Seraphim; 25-01-2014 at 10:02 PM. |
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