[Gusto Brunt]

Luisa's massive ego never ceases to amaze me. Here she is on the front page of the Daily Star, 'telling the world' she and Jasmine had more than a kiss and cuddle.

But BB chiefs censored all the red hot action.

Seriously, like who flippin' cares?

She actually thinks that viewers would be 'gutted' they never saw the alleged xxx lesbo action.

Listen, darling, if I wanna see adult lesbian material, then I'll download it. I am not sitting there waiting for you to entertain us.

Jeez, the woman is seriously so far up her own, it's unbelievable. That's why you didn't win, love, hardly anyone likes you.

Now go back to your 9-5, and shut up.

And take your immaturity and your 5-year-old voice with you.

Lord Sugar must now be thinking, 'boy I made the right decision'.