The only proper massage I have ever had was at a turkish bath. It was excruciating and really embarassing...it did not relax me at all, PLUS she made me turn over when topless and started massaging my boobs and belly.... Bear in mind this came after being literally locked in the sauna for nearly an hour, then being scrubbed with what I can only describe as a gigantic scouring pad, then having ice thrown on me, followed by nearly boiling water.
I advise anyone to stay well clear of turkish baths if they go to turkey