[Ryan57]

"While in charge of Wolfsburg during a training camp in July 2008 in Switzerland Magath declared after a team lunch that training would be canceled for the day. Instead the players would be rewarded with coffee and cake at a nearby location with the provision that the players retain their training attire just in case. As the players prepared to board the gondola that took them up the mountain to the coffee house their delight was soon replaced with horror as Magath told them they would get there by running the full 2362 meters. They ran for two and a half hours straight up the hill with Magath running right behind the team. Their star striker Grafite collapsed before the end and had to be carried down the valley on a stretcher while other players broke down in tears as they reached the summit where they were finally able to enjoy their coffee and cake."

[Brother Leon]

Nice to see our players hard at work during the FA Cup break.

Spoiler:

[MTVN]

Good old 'warm weather training'

[King Gizzard]

ray wilkins sacked

**** sake, he'll be back at skysports

[Brother Leon]

Don't know how to feel about this if true. The fact he is so obviously our next Captain too makes me puke a little in my mouth tbh.

EDIT: Although if he has signed maybe Moyes will then stop pussyfooting around playing him somewhere other than a Number 10 through fear of pissing him off...

[King Gizzard]

Curbishley sacked now

[Black Dagger]

I'm sure he'll get 350k a week when he next has a paddy.

[King Gizzard]

Ray Wilkins has the same disease as Fletcher had/has

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...rles-Sale.html

Even if I don't like him that sounds nasty

[bbfan1991]

^ Poor guy, hope he is OK.

ION Liverpool are being linked with a free transfer move for Bacary Sagna in the Summer. Inter are after him too apparently.

[Shaun]

ooh they can have 2 of our defenders 5 years past their prime then <3

[MTVN]

Ravel to QPR on loan confirmed, he'll be off in the summer, apparently the trouble might have been over big Sam trying to get him to get rid of his agent in favour of big Sam's man

[Ryan57]

Man United will sack David Moyes at the end of the current campaign if he fails to secure a top four finish and the Old Trafford side have already earmarked a move to bring in German Jurgen Klopp to replace him.

Source is pretty reliable:

Spoiler:

Caught Offside

If only.

[Black Dagger]

Klopp is probably my favourite manager apart from Martinez and obviously Pellegrini. I'd hate it if he ever went to you tbh. Not that he is anytime soon.

[Brother Leon]

Klopp will leave Dortmund soon, but not for United tbh.

[King Gizzard]

Nowhere for him to go really. Could see him at Arsenal but reckon Wenger is going to do a Fergie and get his mate who is at Nagoya Grampus to replace him

[King Gizzard]

He's not going to better what he's already done with Dortmund though, so either he has to leave or his stock lowers and I think the latter will happen

[Brother Leon]

Klopp will manage Barca one day.

Quote me.

[King Gizzard]

not sure, they'll have tata for another year then it's luis enriques for a while then probably Xavi's

[Chuck]

United should try and convince Heynckes to come back from retirement.

[Brother Leon]

Looks like I'm going to the ****hole that is Crystal Palace. If I never post again you all know why.

#Pray4Leon

[Drew.]

I went to Palace a few years ago and my friends parents had a permit to park in the players and staff car park, We were sitting in the car and Neil Warnock drove up and parked next to us and the whole car was surrounded by cameras and fans so we couldn't get out. Was an amazing atmosphere.. Was pretty scary outside the ground though

[Brother Leon]

****ing United fans going in Cantona masks apparently. They must want us to get ****ed

[Brother Leon]

[Drew.]

His new salary in real time

http://ampp3d.mirror.co.uk/2014/02/2...oney-earnings/

[Brother Leon]

I do think this isn't even a preserve value thing either. Moyes clearly loves him.


Rooney breaking Sir Bobby's record will be very weird.