[reece(:]

'Survivor' Runner-Up
Cop Car Selfie
After DWI Arrest
1/12/2014 12:18 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF


Former "Survivor" runner-up Jessica Kiper was busted for DWI Saturday in New Orleans ... so she did what any other drunk fame-monger would do -- she snapped a selfie in the cop car.

Jessica -- who finished 3rd on Season 17 (and later appeared on "Celebrity Rehab") -- allegedly plowed into the back of another vehicle parked outside of a local high school.

Cops say Jessica was clearly hammered, so she was arrested and taken to the back of a squad car ... where she managed to snap a selfie. She was later taken to jail where she was booked and eventually released.

But the next day, Jessica posted the selfie along with a rambling caption making fun of the situation ... saying, "In my 8 hours [in jail] I made my weakest cell mate my bitch."

She added, "#survivor was worse. Crossing this off my bucket list. #wakeupcall."

Jessica also predicted, "My mugshot is going to be as bad as my yearbook photos."

Here's the mug shot -- her yearbook pics must be pretty bad.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/12/surviv...#ixzz2qJrKsyF4

OMG, she's still an absolute cluster**** mess

[Braden]

That selfie in the police van

Love this mad bitch so much.

[reece(:]

"In my 8 hours [in jail] I made my weakest cell mate my bitch."

She's a goddess

[Gstar]

I don't watch survivor but she sounds flawless

[reece(:]

She is flawless

[Munchkins]

Still cant get her going from 3rd place to 20th place
she is a psycho though lmao

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Munchkins

Still cant get her going from 3rd place to 20th place
she is a psycho though lmao

I know </3 HvV was mostly flawless except from her and Cirie's early exits ;(

[Marc]

That selfie what an idiot

[swinearefine]

Originally Posted by Germyle

I don't watch survivor but she sounds flawless

she is since Survivor insists on shoving returning players in our face every season they should bring this deity back to cluster**** her way to the end again and seek vengeance on that scumbag JT.

This is what Sugar thinks of drunk driving laws:

[swinearefine]

Originally Posted by reece(:

I know </3 HvV was mostly flawless except from her and Cirie's early exits ;(

The entire Heroes boot order was just a travesty. Sugar-Stephenie-Cirie-Tom was just too much for my heart to handle. At least Sandra made up for it all in the end and justice prevailed <3

[Munchkins]

I wanted Courtney to last longer too :/

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Munchkins

I wanted Courtney to last longer too :/

I'm glad she made jury, just wish she had more screentime.

[swinearefine]

Originally Posted by Munchkins

I wanted Courtney to last longer too :/

I knowww, they should have merged the episode she was booted </333 ****ing Tyson ruining everything for his alliance but at least she made the jury and helped crown the greatest winner ever

Not that they would have bothered to show her if she had lasted longer though, since it was the Rob/Russell show and there was little time for anyone who actually brought some entertainment to the table.

Ugh this thread is dredging up all of my HvV resentment, it could have been glorious had the biggest dicks in Survivor history not been in charge of both tribes and if the editing wasn't abysmal.

but anyway more sugar love <33

[Headie]

Sugar was brilliant. Her persuading Bob to give Randy the fake HII was glorious TV.

[Marc]

Sugar on nights out

[lostalex]

I hope she was nice to the cops, they were just doing their job.

[JTM45]

Yeah........what a Goddess!!!!

Would you all still think she was a "Goddess" if she'd have smashed into a car with a family in it and killed the children or even the whole family ?

Why do Americans think drunk driving is such a big *****ing laugh ? At least here in the UK it's still considered a shameful thing to do and people don't treat it as a joke, especially the next day after they've had a chance to sober up and reflect on their stupidity!
She doesn't seem to have shown a speck of regret or remorse. What an absolute twat!!!
Hopefully she'll get mowed down by someone like herself one day and then if she survives she'll have time to think about what a vile person she's been while she's paralysed and wheelchair bound for the rest of her miserable existence!
Jeeeeeez!!!!