[Novo]

Reminds me of this awful time I was walking on the walls during a break from Jury Service a couple of years ago and I was looking over where the Canal is and I had one of those pasta pots you get from Tescos in my hand, I turned around suddenly and dropped the pasta below literally landed in some old Women's hood and splattered everywhere, it was like a 1 in a thousand chance of it landing in that spot, so yeah I tend not to eat in public anymore on case i upset anymore oaps.. all I heard down below was a yelp and " Derick! What the ell was that " I left the crime scene before good old derick could make his way up and unleash his wrath


Still feel a bit guilty to this day