[Locke.]

Fabio Borini Appreciation Thread

When the ball hits the net
You can make a safe bet
It's Borini

When the goals start to flow
It's our Fab Fabio
Fab Borini



"In Italy, we say when one person wants something so much it is like he has a knife between his teeth - like a warrior who never gives up."



"I'd anticipate that over the next two or three years he'll really progress and I'm sure do very well for Liverpool. Fabio fits the model of what we're trying to do in building not only for now, but also for the future." - Brendan Rodgers

[Drew.]

He could have never made an app for Liverpool but he has earned his worth today, Not forgetting his master Gus Poyet sending him out there to do the job.

[Ryan57]

Just come onto TiBB, went to 'Non Big Brother Chat' and I see Borini in capital letters under the sports section... I then thought, 'crap, Chelsea could only draw'... check Score Centre and see Sunderland won.

Will now proceed to gas myself, and Leon is welcome to come along also.

[MTVN]

Steady on, he only scored a bloody penalty

[Ryan57]

He basically confirmed Liverpool as champions without kicking a ball for them. Would see him as a legend myself, if the roles were reversed.

[Locke.]

When the Good Lord was creating Borini, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one."

God," said the angel touching his sleeve gently, "Get some rest tomorrow...."

I can't," said God, "I'm so close to creating something so close to myself."

The angel circled the model of Fabio very slowly. "He's so wonderful," she sighed.

That's true!" said God excitedly. "You can't imagine what Fabio can do or endure."

Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across his boots.

They're too perfect," she pronounced. "I told You that You were trying to put too much into this model."

It's not too perfect," said the Lord, "It's Fabio."

[Ryan57]

Deary me, you're going to wank yourself into a coma when Liverpool win the league.