[Novo]

Norris a late change for Barlow when he turns up pissed on matchday

[Novo]

Chesney had to be sacrificed

[Ryan57]

We have a big man in goal, two tall men at centre back, experience at right back and a youngster on the left.

Fat Craig shielding the defence. Nobody is getting past that big bastard.

Steve McDonald in the deep lying playmaker roll.

Jason Grimshaw as a box to box midfielder.

Big Cal as the forward.

Nick with pace on the right.

Kevin with experience on the left.

Manager: Owen Armstrong.

[Drew.]

Corrie vs Emmerdale, Cain vs Kev

[Novo]

Steve would have Cain in his back pocket

[Ryan57]

Subs:

Lloyd: Spare keeper.

David Platt: Cocky Northern Bastard as a utility player. Best position as a wing back.

Chesney: Average midfield player. But can come in and do a job. Reliable and loyal.

Peter: Very hit and miss player. When he's pissed can't string a pass together to save his life. When sober, decent player. Poor engine. Generally gets pissed at half time. Midfielder.

Tim: Centre forward. Reminds me of Connor Salmon a bit.

Dennis: Centre back. Wise head, slow legs. Great reading of the game.

Rob: Can play all across the front three. Actually could of been on the team sheet. Great player. Probably be better having him on the left and Kev on the bench.

[MTVN]

Owen even more of a nutter than Pardew on the sidelines

[Drew.]

What about my star striker Craig

[Ryan57]

Craig is shielding the defence. He's got no legs as he's fat. Although strength wise, he's like Yaya Toure.

[Ryan57]

'Oi, Tim, get on and get the winner you prick. Faye's watching, don't embarrass her. And clean my pissing windows after you've done.'

[Ryan57]

Katy as physio.

[Shaun]

what the hell is going on in here

[Ryan57]

We're developing the best side since Pep's Barcelona.

[Drew.]

Katy >>>

[Ryan57]

'Oh my goodness. What a hit!, what a hit!. Chesney Brown hit that like Stan hit Ulrika.'

[Drew.]

Andy admiring Katy running out to help Dev after a heavy fall

[Ryan57]

Pollard's car is on fire in the car park.

Cain and Adam pissed at being dropped.

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Shaun

what the hell is going on in here

I was just gonna say the same, I cant believe David Platt didn't make the team, he used to be captain of England.


Great pic of the physio Ryan

[Ryan57]

Bloody hell. A new team on the block led by Eamonn Holmes. Presenters United.



Ant and Dec = Xavi and Iniesta
Chris Tarrant = Busquets.



Hitman Harriott the star man.

[Ryan57]

The dream team.

[Drew.]

Nobo and Leon will be getting 20 assists each with my striking instincts.

[Ryan57]

That's it, leave me out when I'm the 'effin number 10.

[Novo]

We have a useless sack of **** upfront, myself and Leon will have to abandon flanks and go up top

[Drew.]

You're lucky you're on the bloody pitch

[Ryan57]

This would mean I'd have to drop back to help out the midfield. LK will be running around pretending to be Roy Keane so me and Shaun will be left to do the donkey work.