[Saph]

[Niamh.]

Not a fan of strapless tops

[Livia]

Not a fan of tattoos.

[Jay.]

she looks slippery, has she fallen over?

[Saph]

I want to hear your theories/stories, why is she on the floor? did she trip? will she claim compensation? what colour will her crutch be if one is needed?

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Saph

I want to hear your theories/stories, why is she on the floor? did she trip? will she claim compensation? what colour will her crutch be if one is needed?

Someone broke into her house and chopped off half of her leg so she fell over, then they cut off her arm :'(

[Lee.]

The fashion police were chasing her and she tripped and fell?

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Someone broke into her house and chopped off half of her leg so she fell over, then they cut off her arm :'(

[Jay.]

Well, I believe she's covered in oil - cooking oil. She was obviously cooking a roast dinner and she just fell and the whole bottle just uh it went all over her.

So then she was like well need ta' look sassy. So she was in the middle of standing up and--- oh my god a photographer took her photo. she forgot she was at a photoshoot. oh she's so silly. she really needs to be more careful.

I'm pretty sure she's broken her ankle too... look at it. it's almost certainly broken.

oh update - I just called her, we're best friends by the way. her names leona. She was crying aw so ok i spoke to her and guys i have an update for you. she's doing good okay, she said that she did indeed fall over and slip up when making a roast dinner in one of her photoshoots. then she rang her lawyer and she sued the photographer and the people who make olive oil. bless her, she got Ł23,000 in compensation, 'you go girl!' i said to her.. she's doing fine now though, thank god. she said she'll never took with olive oil again because she's scared to repeat the accident. god bless her soul.

this isn't a theory its true.
all other theories are wrong this is 100% correct ok. ignore whatever else you hear this is true.
heard it here first ok. leona her self agreed.

edit- she's currently in hospital in a full body cast on a life machine is was a crazy freak accident she regrets everything

[Jay.]

did i really just spend 5 minutes typing that instead of revising

[Livia]

She's sitting on the floor because the photographer asked her to. She's on a matt black coloroll and lit from above because it's more flattering. That is all.

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Jay.

Well, I believe she's covered in oil - cooking oil. She was obviously cooking a roast dinner and she just fell and the whole bottle just uh it went all over her.

So then she was like well need ta' look sassy. So she was in the middle of standing up and--- oh my god a photographer took her photo. she forgot she was at a photoshoot. oh she's so silly. she really needs to be more careful.

I'm pretty sure she's broken her ankle too... look at it. it's almost certainly broken.

oh update - I just called her, we're best friends by the way. her names leona. She was crying aw so ok i spoke to her and guys i have an update for you. she's doing good okay, she said that she did indeed fall over and slip up when making a roast dinner in one of her photoshoots. then she rang her lawyer and she sued the photographer and the people who make olive oil. bless her, she got Ł23,000 in compensation, 'you go girl!' i said to her.. she's doing fine now though, thank god. she said she'll never took with olive oil again because she's scared to repeat the accident. god bless her soul.

this isn't a theory its true.
all other theories are wrong this is 100% correct ok. ignore whatever else you hear this is true.
heard it here first ok. leona her self agreed.

edit- she's currently in hospital in a full body cast on a life machine is was a crazy freak accident she regrets everything

Got it on one

[Jay.]

Originally Posted by Livia

She's sitting on the floor because the photographer asked her to. She's on a matt black coloroll and lit from above because it's more flattering. That is all.

leona would disagree

[Me. I Am Salman]

run out of thread ideas?

[Saph]

mad that you're not intellectual enough to join this heated discussion?

[Jay.]

a woman's life was in danger salman oh my god how could you

[Daniel.]

[Jay.]

oh shes fine now look she stood up

[Saph]

thank god

[Crimson Dynamo]

looks like a good rack

tattoos on black people look so so bad due to the blue predominant ink

clothes from the 1980s

[arista]

Originally Posted by Saph

No she waiting for a Naked Man

[Ninastar]

eww black people

joking btw...

[arista]

Originally Posted by Ninastar

eww black people

joking btw...

she is Sexy

[Marsh.]

She's got tramp stamps.

[Beso]

I'd go balls deep on her.