[Firewire]

Where's Reece not like him to miss the event of the year

[Z]

#34= – lily
Previous performance: #37
1st Round: 9 points || 2nd Round: 34 points || Total: 43 points.

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Linda has gone by a variety of names in her time on TiBB. L, Stropz, Dark&Twisty, all sorts of multi accounts... but she’s probably best known as lily now. I speak to Linda off the forum quite a lot and have been friends with her for 9 years now which is quite a long time really. She ties at 34th, so let’s look at why you gave her your points.
• “Her breasts are neither small nor humble, they are mountains.”
• “My rock. She's been a solid friend to me for all these years and I think we have so much in common that sometimes it scares me a little bit. I'm glad she's posting more frequently again!”
• “you make me feel like loving you with a little L... was that how the song went? idk. Linda makes my knees go weak. She makes me carry her when it's raining. Hahahahahaaaaaaa. But no in all seriousness I'm going to ruin her marriage and jump in as a replacement.”
• “Lily takes no crap and she takes no prisoners. You’ll never see Lily post that she’s fierce, or that she speaks her mind, or that she’s not afraid to voice her opinion. She doesn’t say any of that hackneyed old crap because she doesn’t have to. I was here a long time before she and I became friends. I find myself enjoying the company of, and gravitating toward, the intelligent and amusing people on this forum, and lily is both of those things, so I can’t think why it took us so long. Stick around more Lily, this forum is a much nicer place with you in it.”

#34= – Dezzy
Previous performance: #26
1st Round: 9 points || 2nd Round: 34 points || Total: 43 points.

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Dean is one of the best members on TiBB. With his beautiful singing voice and his almighty ban hammer, I’d like to see you claim otherwise. He gives me the collywobbles in my funny places. Dezzy’s a useful addition to any pub quiz team in the Video Games round, a force to be reckoned with in TiBB Eurovision and one of TiBB’s esteemed moderators.
• “he might have finished lower if he'd sent in his supposedly sub-par Eurovision entry already but for now I'm keeping him in high faith. One time, at band camp, he fingered me with a bassoon.”
• “TiBB rumour has it that Dezzy was taken to TiBB Towers as a young child to protect his virginity as there has been no goddess on TiBB as beautiful, rare or lovely as he is and when his beauty was predicted (circa January 2007), the prophesy said that the Nailsworth Simps would one day come for him. Anyway, I’ve run out of steam with this story but what I do know is that the scheming and despicable Z transformed himself into a golden crab and one night crept sideways into the Tower bedroom of the untouched Dezzy and impregnated him and then, shamed by his desire, fled the Towers in disgrace to become an ordinary member forever walking in the shadow of the land of infractions and leaving poor Dezzy ‘spoilt’ for anyone else and the chance of true love. So because of this tragic story of single parenting and unwanted motherhood/benefits etc and also because I just think he’s the most fabulous person ever and someone who is just really wise and wonderful, I find myself writing this little thing for Dezzy, spectacular, delicious and delightful Dezzy (with a little mention to his bastard daughter Shaunica, who has been informed there will never be a place in Towers for because of the shame her presence brings to her mother).”
• “I have an enormous and sadly unrequited crush on Dezzy. He is spit-your-drink-out funny, and conversely, can stop a troll in their tracks with one mighty brandish of his magnificent Ban Hammer. He’s too fabulous for words and my heart – and all my other bits and pieces – belong to him entirely.”
• “anyone who buys Pokemon X and Y is a saint in my eyes”

Still remaining: Ammi, AnnieK, Benjamin, Black Dagger, Brother Leon, chuff me dizzy, Drew, GypsyGoth, Hayden, Jack_, Jake, joeysteele, Jordan, Josy, Katherine, Kazanne, Kizzy, Kyle, Lee, Livia, Locke, MeMyselfandI, MTVN, Nathan, Niamh, Ninastar, Novo, reece(:, Salman!, Saph, Shaun, Smithy, Z.

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Well done everyone so far,cant be arsed writing after every post

Same

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Firewire

Where's Reece not like him to miss the event of the year

excuse u tibb eurovision >

[Shaun]

oh that's a double blow to my faves L and Dean ur amazin <3

[Josy]

Ah well done Dezzy and Lily

Dezzy you always tie with someone too

[Samm]

Originally Posted by Firewire

Where's Reece not like him to miss the event of the year

Originally Posted by reece(:

no games toady this is serious, ive argued with parents and everyfthing tonight, its been eventful.

[joeysteele]

Congrats Lily and Dezzy, (I love that Kate Bush song).

[Firewire]

Dean and Linda

[Black Dagger]

Reece ffs.

And aww, Lily and Dezzy, they both end in 'Y' so what a flawless duo xo

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by Josy

Ah well done Dezzy and Lily

Dezzy you always tie with someone too

I'm going to miss him..... look after him lily

[Ramsay]

two legends

[jackc1806]

Ooh a tie

[michael21]

is it counting up or down

[AnnieK]

[Ninastar]

and dezzys song... double

[Me. I Am Salman]

Well done Dezzy and lily didn't Dezzy draw last time too

[Z]

#32= – MTVN
Previous performance: #24
1st Round: 6 points || 2nd Round: 39 points || Total: 45 points.

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The second of three ties in this countdown; this one means there is no 33rd place this time around! Perhaps GypsyGoth really has broken the curse. Matt was one of the last people to qualify for Round 2; the 48th person to secure their place in the countdown – but a formidable Round 2 score ensures he doesn’t finish anywhere near the bottom. One of the moderators on the forum, MTVN is a sensible chap whose ability to find cricket interesting astounds me every single god damn day.
• “good lad. Can never work out if he’s just trolling or not”
• “He's the perfect blend of seriousness and take-the-pissedness, his timing is fantastic, he brightens my day”
• “Sarcastic old moany arse Matt (Hang on I just got déjà vu) I enjoy reading Matt’s posts, the sensible ones and the troll ones, he's also a fair mod when he actually does any modding, most of the time he's just lazily lurking around the place giving me abuse.”
• “matt is a great mod and a helpful friendly guy”

#32= – MeMyselfandI
Previous performance: #13
1st Round: 6 points || 2nd Round: 39 points || Total: 45 points.

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That impact. Jack has been on a ban for a couple of months now and still manages to qualify and score lots of points in Round 2. MeMyselfandI is renowned for his love of Leona Lewis and can often be found debating the merits of sales and chart positions in the Music sub forum in some kind of music debate.
• “This MESS ... of a fierce member. It seems like he's been gone for like a year hurry up and return, the ratchet crew need you. I was always told to keep my friends close, but Michelle McManus stans closer.”
• “still makes the top 50 after a 3 month ban, what kind of impact?”
• “Every time he get banned I feel TiBB gets a little more boring, whether you love him or hate him he adds a good bit of controversy that's needed. I'm anticipating his return”
• “don't think I've seen anyone say a bad word about him. An absolute angel. I think James and Josy should step down from admin and give the role to MMI, he really cares about this site and has some fantastic ideas. I can't believe there was a time I didn't speak to this guy, he's amazing. Miss his presence on TiBB so much, highly anticipating his grand return. The father figure of TiBB.”

Still remaining: Ammi, AnnieK, Benjamin, Black Dagger, Brother Leon, chuff me dizzy, Drew, GypsyGoth, Hayden, Jack_, Jake, joeysteele, Jordan, Josy, Katherine, Kazanne, Kizzy, Kyle, Lee, Livia, Locke, Nathan, Niamh, Ninastar, Novo, reece(:, Salman!, Saph, Shaun, Smithy, Z.

[jackc1806]

Another tie omg

[Firewire]

Omg another tie

[Shaun]

all these ties mg:

matt

[Tom4784]

Not here for a placing in the 30's tbh but being paired with Linda makes the bitter taste slightly less so <3

[jackc1806]

Originally Posted by michael21

is it counting up or down

[Kizzy]

wow matt

[jackc1806]

Originally Posted by jackc1806

Another tie omg

Originally Posted by Firewire

Omg another tie

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