[Novo]

David staying under the table the entire series and only poking his head out when someone offers him food and even then he looks around to see if there isn't camera on him before hooking the bowl in with his hand, he somehow manages to survive every eviction and then come the final night he leaps out from under the table looking like Tom Hanks from Castaway, massive beard and stinking like a Yorkshire skunk, everyone at home starts to feel sorry for him and just like that his 0.6% to win vote turns into 67% and Emma awkwardly interviews him nearly fainting from the smell off stale piss and moldy youghart that has stained his beard, she tries to ask him questions but the only response she gets from the weak and skinny bearded scouser is " did...Liverpool... sign... any..one..... " before falling off his interview chair and having a fit