[Mrluvaluva]

from www.metro.co.uk

We've all been there – finding that our dog is just a little too keen to be friendly with our leg.

But now a French designer has come up what he describes as the first dog sex toy in a bid to end canine frustration.

The Hotdolls are plastic playmates specifically shaped so their hips feel like a female dog.

They are covered with a 1cm-thick technogel skin to keep them soft to the touch. The dolls are supplied in two colours, black and white, and there is a choice of two sizes.

Some added female odour spray helps make the encounters even more lifelike.

Designer Clement Eloy, 24, said the Hotdolls are a 'natural way to control a dog's sexual impulses'.

He said he came up with the idea after his friend's dog had to get his sexual kicks from a cushion.

He added: 'I wondered why they didn't have these dolls for dogs. As humans we can control our impulses, but dogs just cannot do that.'

[~Kizwiz~]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Ewwwwwwwwwww

[lily.]

That's like the duck in "Click". U seen it?

[~Kizwiz~]

It looks like a duck....

[Mrluvaluva]

You would have to clean the hole out after your dog had finished.

[~Kizwiz~]

Baz............ eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew....yuck

[lily.]

Does it have a hole?

[Mrluvaluva]

I assume so. Or does it just rub against it? Either way, it will need cleaning afterwards.

[lily.]

Aye, I suppose it has to shoot it's load somewhere.. but if it's wipeable stuff it's made of then surely that's better than having to clean it off the sofa?

[Mrluvaluva]

Do you think the dog would become more active with a doll? And if it offloads, it might not just go on the doll if it ain't got a hole.

[lily.]

I don't know much about dogs to be honest, but I don't see how it would become more active. The only difference would be that it wouldn't get in trouble for humping it as opposed to humping the vicar's leg when he came for tea.

But, as for it's load, again, I'm not sure how much it shoots either. I mean, is it the same as humans? Does it depend on how long it's been since their last offload?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Stropz
I don't know much about dogs to be honest, but I don't see how it would become more active. The only difference would be that it wouldn't get in trouble for humping it as opposed to humping the vicar's leg when he came for tea.

But, as for it's load, again, I'm not sure how much it shoots either. I mean, is it the same as humans? Does it depend on how long it's been since their last offload?

Never really gone into it. Just thought if the dog had a doll, it might like to do it more often? And as for comparing the dogs load to a humans, I suggest you google it to find out some more info.

[lily.]

Well, it was you who brought this up, so don't be using the YUK! smiley on me dah-lin..

[Mrluvaluva]

Yes but I didn't ask to discuss the ins and outs of the dogs "stuff".

[lily.]

Oh well, I shall leave this thread since it's obviously troubling your delicate constitution.

[Mrluvaluva]

Aye it is. No need for filth woman!

[Ruth*Star]

Ewwwwwwww.
Thats Just Wrong.

[Sophii3x]

That is just wrong!

[Mrluvaluva]

Has anyone got a dog? Who is willing to get one and let their dog try it out? lol. And give us feedback? A social experiment so to say.

[andybigbro]

lol thats wrong

[Z]

I was more disgusted by Stropz' crude language. no more!

[lily.]

Shuddup... U had to drag this thread back out just to say that..

[Mrluvaluva]

If everybody got offended by Stropz' language then there would be no members on here!

[lily.]

Aye, thanks for that. Anyway, Greg wasn't really offended. He can dish it out worse than me mate!

[Sunny_01]

Now that is beyond the realms of wrong