[Achilles]

The logic of Ash

"Why is she sat in the bath? She should be sat on a chair like me. She's so borin"
"Why is she lay on her bed chatting with creepy Chris? She should be sat on a chair like me. She's so borin"
"Why is she washing up in the kitchen? She should be sat on a chair like me. She's so borin'"
"Why is she up in that diary room again? She should be sat on a chair like me. She's so borin'"
"Eh Helen, shall we do somethin?"
"What laaaaak?"
"How about we go out the fire exit?"
"We did that the other naaaaaat"
"That's true. I know, let's sit down on these chairs instead and talk about Ashleigh"
"Yeah"