[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

wELL basically i was walking through this really rough housing estate and these 3 guys started following me and i was like um so i ran down this street where all the lamps were off so it was like pitch black and i thought i had lost them but they cornered me and i was like erm what do you want i don't even have any money and they said they were going to kill me (idek why that was never explained) so i ran into this house bc the front door was open and tap your glass was playing on the tv (slay) and there was a big shelf above it with loads of trophies on but there was nobody in the house

so i grabbed the heaviest looked trophy and hid behind the door and when those guys entered i bludgeoned them to death with it