[Jamesy]

What’s one similarity between a jew and a stiff nipple?

They both disappear after a hot shower.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Jamesy

What’s one similarity between a jew and a stiff nipple?

They both disappear after a hot shower.

[Kyle]

I was looking for a new flat, and found a nice place in the centre of town that seemed ideal.

"It's only £600 a month," the woman told me. "But no children or pets."

I had to turn it down. It was a bargain but I wasn't willing to give up my sex life.

[Kyle]

My mate just text me: 'What are you up to?'

I text back: 'Just raping my daughter's Xmas present'

He wrote: 'Lol.....You mean wrapping?'

I text back: 'No, I've got her a pony'

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by ChristMASSEFFECT

My mate just text me: 'What are you up to?'

I text back: 'Just raping my daughter's Xmas present'

He wrote: 'Lol.....You mean wrapping?'

I text back: 'No, I've got her a pony'

oh god

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by ChristMASSEFFECT

My mate just text me: 'What are you up to?'

I text back: 'Just raping my daughter's Xmas present'

He wrote: 'Lol.....You mean wrapping?'

I text back: 'No, I've got her a pony'