[Northern Monkey]

Back being young,Was not that much fun,
We lived under rule from those Tory scum.
Thatcher Milk Snatcher ruined our towns,
Closed down our pits and brought industry down.
The years went along and so much went wrong.
Those Tory leaders thought not just to feed us!
Then being sixteen with past leaders so mean,
Like a breath of fresh air,along came Tony Blair.
The future looked bright after living with the ****e,
that we'd always known as we had grown.
With Labour in power how could it be bad,After those long years
that we had just had.
How little we knew until immigrants came through,
They came in their masses with shiny EU passes to live here for free
and drink English tea.
Those days became black when he invaded Iraq,
The country in protest at this act of grotesque,
and for what reason?
It seemed just like treason.
He opened our door,He created a war,
We just wanted him,to feed all our poor.
Then Gordon Brown,Well he's just a clown.
Not one to detest,But forgetable at best.
Soo....How do we vote now?
Tory or Labour with our foreign neighbours?
It all matters not,They've all lost the plot,
Lets put our head in the sand,Just like Russell Brand.

(I'm not a poet but i tried my best for you )