[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh i went in lilies bar to have a wee and when i came out the woman at the bar asked me if i was buying anything and i was like no and she said i am not allowed to use the toilet if i don't buy anything and i was like well i already did so .....

then some greenpeace woman stopped me outside the pound bakery i was talking to her for like 20 minutes and she was asking for my bank details and i was like oh boo idk them (even though my card was in my pocket) and rather than being rude and just being like no hun idc about eskimos i gave her my address/phone number and she was supposed to phone at 3:30 but she never so bye