[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i heard once that as a ghost you can only stay where you actually died once you are dead

i either want to die in a mens locker room or ikea

[Niall]

scott I work at ikea I can have that arranged if u want

[T*]

Originally Posted by Niall

Now every times someone texts me my phone makes that noise you hear in zelda when you find an item how flawless?

And when someone rings me I get serenaded with fountain by iamamiwhoami how much more flawless can this all get

[T*]

Originally Posted by Niall

scott I work at ikea I can have that arranged if u want

i love ikea
do you get discount

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by RoseMcGowan

i heard once that as a ghost you can only stay where you actually died once you are dead

i either want to die in a mens locker room or ikea

[Firewire]

Originally Posted by RoseMcGowan

i heard once that as a ghost you can only stay where you actually died once you are dead

i either want to die in a mens locker room or ikea

wtf that's boring (only staying in one place I mean)

[T*]

when i get my new room i'm going to do an ikea haul and make my room slay

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Mistletom

i love ikea
do you get discount

Indeed I do. They're a good company, they pay very well for retail too it's surprising.

[Niall]

You get some real ****heads for customers though I literally cannot

[Ross.]

Ikea

[T*]

Originally Posted by Niall

Indeed I do. They're a good company, they pay very well for retail too it's surprising.

omg i want to work there
my nearest one is warrington so aint nobody got time for that

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by RoseMcGowan

i heard once that as a ghost you can only stay where you actually died once you are dead

i either want to die in a mens locker room or ikea

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the warrington ikea has far too many mirrors

last time i was there i kept seeing how fat i looked like every 5 seconds

[T*]

Originally Posted by Niall

You get some real ****heads for customers though I literally cannot

eurgh i can imagine, i've read retail horror stories

[Cal.]

Ikea is my fav

[T*]

Originally Posted by RoseMcGowan

the warrington ikea has far too many mirrors

last time i was there i kept seeing how fat i looked like every 5 seconds

the warrington ikea is good but weird
you go in when its day and when you come out its suddenly dark and you're like 'how ****ing long have i been here'

[Cal.]

but I do not like Starbucks

So I'm not trying to be mainstream

[Firewire]

I've been to Ikea once but they had mini daim bars for free I had loads

[Niall]

Like the number one thing I hate is when ppl come up to me in my department and they're like "Yeah I'm looking for a white bowl" and im standing there thinking "We sell about 16 different white bowls what the **** do you actually want you tit"

[Niall]

But most people in there are lovely. It's just the odd person who's a big poo.

[Niall]

Originally Posted by SelenaSnowmez

I've been to Ikea once but they had mini daim bars for free I had loads

We had an abba tribute band in the other night

[T*]

Do you work in one of the london ones?

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Mistletom

Do you work in one of the london ones?

Yeah. We'll sort of, it's the Lakeside one so its on London's outskirts.

[T*]

Originally Posted by Niall

Yeah. We'll sort of, it's the Lakeside one so its on London's outskirts.

oh cool, is it big?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what was the furry drama last night i missed it