[Loukas]

All the single laddies (All the single laddies)
All the sugar daddies (All the sugar daddies)

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by YaFilthyAnimal

"Sugar Daddies (Put a Finger In It)" by Gayonce


"Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Mesdames et Messieurs bienvenue. I am very pleased to present this year’s French entry. Gayonce and ‘Sugar Daddies (Put A Finger In It)’ Merci. Thank You”.

The curtains go back to reveal Gayonce and his two very attractive gay male dancers clad in skimpy black leotards.

Rapturous applause fades as music starts and Gayonce and company begin:

All the single laddies (All the single laddies)
All the sugar daddies (All the sugar daddies)
All the single laddies (All the single laddies)
All the sugar daddies. Now pull your pants up.

Hear what I say (Say)
Stop pretending that ya gay (Gay)
I’m all done with your little thing.
‘Cos when ya unzip (Unzip)
And stick in my lips (Lips)
Ya never try to satisfy me.
I’ m down on you, you never up in me
So you’re getting all the attention.
Never lay me on my back, never fill my crack
‘Blow ’n’ Go’ just sad for me.

(While he's dancing, Gayonce bends over - butt to audience - and parts his butt cheeks)

Cuz if you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it
Don’t be mad once ya see a brother rimming it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it
Uh oh oh
Uh oh oh oh oh oh
Uh oh oh
Uh oh oh
Uh oh oh oh oh oh
Uh oh oh
If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Don’t be sad ‘cos ya coulda bin a trying it.
If you like it then ya shoulda bin KY-ing it.

I ain’t got no tits, no child-bearing hips.
No camel-toe in my denim jeans.
So don’t treat me like a wife,
get the hell outa my life
This boy ain’t your toy anymore.
You made no admission, didn’t mention ,
That ya really need a penis extension.
Cos you only got three inch, four at a pinch,
But even that you never push inside a me.

(While he's dancing, Gayonce bends over - butt to audience - and parts his butt cheeks)

Cuz if you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Don’t be mad once ya see a brother rimming it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
(Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh. Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh)
If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Don’t be sad ‘cos ya coulda bin a trying it.
If you like it then ya shoulda bin KY-ing it
(Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh. Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh)

Don't treat me like those sluts in your world.
This boy’s not that kinda girl.
Your cock is what I prefer, what I deserve.
It don’t take no fruit in a Buzz Light Year suit
To deliver me, to a destiny, to infinity and beyond.
Pull me into your bed, let me feel that swollen purple head.
f you don’t shag me before you’re gone,
Then as ****ing usual, I’ll get none.

All the single laddies (All the single laddies).
All the sugar daddies (All the sugar daddies).
All single laddies (All the single laddies)
All the sugar daddies. Now pull your pants up.
(Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh.. Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh.)

(While he's dancing, Gayonce bends over - butt to audience - and parts his butt cheeks)

If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it
Don’t be mad once ya see a brother rimming it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Uh oh oh.
If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Don’t be sad ‘cos ya coulda bin a trying it.
If you like it then ya shoulda bin KY-ing it.
Uh oh oh.

The performance ends. Gayonce stands motionless, breathless - hand on arse - and then, finally, he flashes a knowing smile.

The Tibb audience goes wild. Pandemonium erupts. Liam, Scott and others invade the stage. The curtains close. Behind the curtains Scott is so delighted he offers Kirk a B.J. and Marsh weeps with bitter jealousy as Kirk and Scott disappear backstage holding hands.....Uh oh oh!

.......................Finis & Thank You. Please Vote For France .....................

I'm aroused tbh.

[LukeB]

well done Kirk

[Shaun]

I was tempted to use goatse as the artwork.

[Ammi]

..*sips everyone else's gin as well..*...

[T*]

Originally Posted by YaFilthyAnimal

I was tempted to use goatse as the artwork.

[Livia]

LOL Kirk, you nutter.

We need more gin.

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by YaFilthyAnimal

I was tempted to use goatse as the artwork.

[ChristmasNeeve]

I need to rinse my eyes out after that

[GypsyGoth]

fantastic Kirk

[Shaun]

Youtube video

[Liam-]

My innocent mind has been corrupted after than song

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by ChristmasNeeve

I need to rinse my eyes out after that

....I think that's what the gin was for...

[T*]

Originally Posted by Ammi

..*sips everyone else's gin as well..*...

-Ammi gets drunk and calls us all useless twats before passing out in Claudia's arms-

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Ammi

....I think that's what the gin was for...

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Ammi

....I think that's what the gin was for...

LOL...

[T*]

there is 36 seconds of blackness at the end of the postcard
idk why this is
but i apologise in advance

[kirklancaster]

I thank you all for your mint comments. I'm so glad I stuck with a traditional festive song now (Livia ). Thanks.

[Shaun]

"Ban Ban" by Josy J (feat. MTVNa Grande & Dezzy Minaj)
To the tune of...

Spoiler:

Youtube video

[Verse 1 - Josy J:]
We might say we don't permaban, but I can give it to you any time
Yeah sure it might just be three months now, but I'll extend it 'til you're twenty five (oh)
You'll be waiting for that-
Final warning from Matt-
See anybody could be good to you,
You need a bad girl to run this site, yeah

[Chorus - Josy J:]
Ban ban, there goes the_truth (I know you want it)
Ban ban, Saph and Reece too (I'll let you have it)
[The banned members take to the stage to respond]
Wait a minute this is so unfair! (ah)
Wait a minute 'til I- (ah)
[Josy responds by blocking their IPs]
Ban ban, don't even start (I've really had it)
Ban ban, tear them apart (I'll let you have it)
Wait a minute- is that Stacey there? (ah)
Wait a minute- I tell ya...

[Verse 2 - MTVNa Grande:]
Niamh might've let you pass the swear filter, but I won't let you circumnavigate
No, I don't need to read your ten PMs, I've read some posts that were incriminating (oh, yeah)
(Look- here's an infraction, don't give me the satisfaction)
See anybody could be behind TiBB Staff,
When it's really all of us combined.

[Chorus - Josy J]
Ban ban, there goes Smithy (I didn't want to)
Ban ban, gone in a jiffy (I really had to)
[The banned members take to the stage to respond]
Wait a minute this is so unfair! (ah)
Wait a minute 'til I- (ah)
[Josy responds by locking their threads]
Ban ban, don't even start (I've really had it)
Ban ban, tear them apart (I'll let you have it)
Wait a minute- is that Salman there? (ah)
Wait a minute- I tell ya...

[Verse 3 - Dezzy. Minaj:]
(You know what, girls? Let me show you how we do.)
It's Miss Banhammer
We're drowning in glamour
It's Dezzy now scatter
It's oh, oh- disposing of grammar
Locking weaves in the slammer
Watching them clamor, it's oh, so
Gettin' so good
Unban them? I could
But I won't, 'cause they should
Go, Banman blockin' em
Ban, ban, stoppin' em
King Dezzy dominant, prominent
It's me, Josy, and Matty
Dealin' with members so bratty
Their Mollies and Charlies
Don't stand up to our army.
If you spamming we banning
Punishments that we're planning
It ain't the TiBB Awards but we know we're outstanding (uh)
B to the A to the N to the ban list (baby)
B to the A to the N to the-to the-hey
[Josy takes central stage and slams a sledgehammer onto a strongman-game. She reaches the top.]
See anybody could be good to you,
You need a bad girl to run this site (alright?)

Ban, ban, look there goes Scott (he should know better)
Ban, ban, a week on the dot (it's been a pleasure)
Wait a minute, the social groups guy's back (ah)
Wait a minute 'till ya...

[Dezzy Minaj:]
Yo, I said
Ban, ban
Ban, ban, ban, ban
Ban, ban, ban
Ban, ban, ban, ban
[Josy J:]
Ban, ban, bugger off Marsh (Don't use the C word)
Ban, ban, you might think it's harsh (Don't be so absurd)
Wait a minute, need to clear the air (ah)
Wait a minute, I tell ya...

[T*]

omfg i have tears coming out my eyes

[Jay.]

omg genius!

[LukeB]

good job

[Liam-]

Absolutely genius

[Ammi]

..haha brilliant.... Josy J MTVNa Grande & Dezzy Minaj...

[Livia]

Brilliant...