[Jake.]

Niall was supposed to move near here so we could go shopping but it's fine because I know where he works

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by MontyThePenguin

I only say it cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair?
Now now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair my dear mon frere

go to bed

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by BabySheezus.

go to bed

I'm not tired

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

jake take me on a fishing trip

[Niall]

Originally Posted by BabySheezus.

Judge Judy: And you're suing the plaintiff for the total of $200,000 because he delivered your Meat Feast pizza cold?
Scott: Yes and might I add that he refused to rape me

Originally Posted by RoseMcGowan

niall i wanted to meet you when i was in london but i didn't have wifi

[brown haired emoji lady looking down at floor] You should've tumblr messaged me you wolly

Originally Posted by BabySheezus.

A primetime smash approaching

We will take the world by storm I can see it now

[Niall]

What would our TV show be called we need snappy title

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by RoseMcGowan

jake take me on a fishing trip

yes and we can steal Niall and he can attempt to fish whilst we drink cider and hurl abuse at him

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Niall

What would our TV show be called we need snappy title

Up for Rent

no idk

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by BabySheezus.

Up for Rent

this is so perfect i am slain

[Black Dagger]

I think there was a show called that one day

[Jake.]

Each ep in the pub Scott could tell us about how he has sex with his dentist

'So did you get that filling?'
'Well yes, you could say he 'filled me in'
*canned laughter*

[Niall]

Originally Posted by BabySheezus.

Niall was supposed to move near here so we could go shopping but it's fine because I know where he works

Just come and steal me away from work I will gladly leave to go shopping

Originally Posted by RoseMcGowan

this is so perfect i am slain

I agree it has so many different meanings for us all Jake you are an artist

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

not me getting a spot on the summer series of CBB because of the sudden success of our series but then i tell a derivative hollyoaks cast member to die in a fire and get ejected on day 9

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Niall

I agree it has so many different meanings for us all Jake you are an artist

My very own Artpop

[Niall]

Originally Posted by BabySheezus.

Each ep in the pub Scott could tell us about how he has sex with his dentist

'So did you get that filling?'
'Well yes, you could say he 'filled me in'
*canned laughter*

"But wait I thought you were getting a root canal?"
"I don't know about that but someone's root certainly got canaled"
-more canned laughter-

[Niall]

Originally Posted by BabySheezus.

My very own Artpop

You mean 'self titled album in the vein of 'Beyoncé''

Not the monstrous mess that was Artflop

[Black Dagger]

~Awaits Smithy~

[Niall]

Speaking of Artflop lmao @ Gaga lasering off her Artpop tattoo

[Jake.]

'Jaké' has that ring to it lbr

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i love smithy

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

but he never appreciates my adoration so i feel as though i should say something bitchy

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Niall

Speaking of Artflop lmao @ Gaga lasering off her Artpop tattoo

Na she still has it as far as I know, a pic of her and Bennet recently still shows it on her arm

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i hope he gets stabbed in the neck

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by RoseMcGowan

not me getting a spot on the summer series of CBB because of the sudden success of our series but then i tell a derivative hollyoaks cast member to die in a fire and get ejected on day 9

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by RoseMcGowan

not me getting a spot on the summer series of CBB because of the sudden success of our series but then i tell a derivative hollyoaks cast member to die in a fire and get ejected on day 9

perched for it