[kirklancaster]

One For WaterHog:

Has CBB finally gone to the dogs, With Nadia being ‘Miss CleverClogs’, With Cammi's patent silicone tits, And oddball Alicia’s botoxed lips, .
When poor victim, page 3 Chloe With gown apart and tits on show, Wailing louder than Floria Tosca, Got Jeremy the boot and herself an Oscar.

And though old Ken Morley followed him out, He had to go there was no doubt. For in the silliest of silly farces, He admitted saying Negro, and that he liked arses.

With tattoed Cammi becoming a twat, And ‘Nice’ Nadia becoming a rat, Perez trying to steal the show, And Katie's mean streak seeming to go.

Is Patsie tough? Not on your Nellie When she shivers and quivers just like a jelly, And wierd Callum is not really the Best, But at least he’s visible not like the rest.

Because Alex, and Kavana and Keith to be fair, Wouldn’t be missed if they weren’t there. Which leaves but one female I’d say was in charge, The most likely winner – Michelle Visage.

I'm no poet, but at least I know it.