[Cal.]

With thanks to Pothuthic (last year's runner up), Shaun (last year's third place) and JoshBB (last year's seventh place)...




Hello guys, I'm Pothuthic and I'm here to tell you why you should sign up for spending two weeks in a jungle with 'postamilliongifs syndrome' and to share my experiences.

I am rarely active on Tibb, however I signed up for this game and to my surprise have lasted longer than various well established forum members all with plenty of friends, it proves that anyone can enter the jungle and do well, even if you are a flop like me.

During this game I have spent time with a lucky badger (LuckyTheBadger, last year's eigth place), someone called 'Morshleene' (Marsh, last year's fourth place) and Tom (last year's I'm A TiBB Member...Get Me Out Of Here NOW! host - a spin off to the game), who won't bloody leave!

I've done 4 trials, one where I had to search for ladybirds, one where I had to create a menu, despite the fact I was on team with Cruella De Freak (Le Freak - last year's winner!) who wanted an actual slush puppy, I created a bug which resembled a hybrid of Kerry Katonas ex partners and I played Spider Simon says with JoshBB, where he failed (was it an accident was it not ) and our punishment was that we lost Monopoly (last year's fifth place) and Le Freak's relevance for 24 hours, almost worth failing

I got to spend some more time with Rob Innes (last year's tenth place), who enlightened us all with his Grindr tales, Monopoly who broke the world record for the most black women moving images in one forum thread and Shaun who is totally not the sheep from those annoying cartoons.

You should sign up for the game as it is so much *fun, like honestly, Cal is such a fantastic host and if the cast is anything like this one you will be in for the time of your life, you will have never felt this way before, I swear, this is the truth and I owe it all to youuuuuuuuu.

-jumps into Marsh's arms hoping he will catch me-



There's not too many requirements, however I think you need these to ensure you have the best jungle stay:

1. A personality - Viewers don't want to watch paint dry, unless it's Liam (first evictee of series one)'s interview apparently.
2. A frickin huge collection of gifs at the ready.
3. Sass yourself up and shade those bitches.
4. Set them fireworks off.
5. Don't be a dick.


You should be prepared for at least one inactive, at least 3 sassy bitches, two bores and one person who takes sexual innuendo a bit too far (Not talking about Robbie Winnesiam.)

Expect lots of fun, lots of bugs and an overall experience that you'll never forget [/takethat]

So yes sign up bitches.