[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by Smithy

One of George's tarantulas got out and it was on my leg

I'd burn everything if this happened to me tbh.

[Glenn.]

I'd hit the tarantula for daring to mount me and George for even having tarantulas to begin with.

[Liam-]

No peen is worth having a tarantula crawl on you

[Glenn.]

Preach

[Smithy]

It got out of its tank cause he didn't put the lid on properly

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i hAD SUCK A STRANGE DREAM

i can only remember a little bit of it but i was in this place idek how to describe it i guess it was some kind of hotel? it was huge anyway right near the toilets they had this bar thing where you could get free vodka shots and i was in the queue for the toilet and this guy came over and he was like 'ur not havin another shot so you can just **** off' and i was like erm bye i dont want one i just need to pee so can you leave me alone please (i hadn't even had one shot so idk why he said another) and he got really annoyed because he said i was being disrespectful so he dragged me into this room thing i assume it was his office or whatever and he started screaming at me like he was going really psycho and i thought he was going to actually kill me because he had a gun in his pocket and there was a hammer on his desk so i grabbed it and twatted him over the head with it

that was obvz bc i was subconsciously thinking about cucumber or w/e but it was still really weird

[Glenn.]

It's making my skin crawl

[Liam-]

It got out of the lid of the tank?.. tarantulas can climb?

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by LiamPRW

It got out of the lid of the tank?.. tarantulas can climb?

Yeah the biggest one is always upside down on the ceiling of its tank

[Glenn.]

Omfg smithy you can stop now

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Rose McGowan

i hAD SUCK A STRANGE DREAM

i can only remember a little bit of it but i was in this place idek how to describe it i guess it was some kind of hotel? it was huge anyway right near the toilets they had this bar thing where you could get free vodka shots and i was in the queue for the toilet and this guy came over and he was like 'ur not havin another shot so you can just **** off' and i was like erm bye i dont want one i just need to pee so can you leave me alone please (i hadn't even had one shot so idk why he said another) and he got really annoyed because he said i was being disrespectful so he dragged me into this room thing i assume it was his office or whatever and he started screaming at me like he was going really psycho and i thought he was going to actually kill me because he had a gun in his pocket and there was a hammer on his desk so i grabbed it and twatted him over the head with it

that was obvz bc i was subconsciously thinking about cucumber or w/e but it was still really weird

Perched for this in AHS Hotel

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Yeah the biggest one is always upside down on the ceiling of its tank

Well then, excuse me while i go and lock myself in a padded room.

[T*]

Originally Posted by Firewire

tom let's get pitchforks

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[T*]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

I'd burn everything if this happened to me tbh.

i'd just die on the spot

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there is some really hot guy on tv he plays rugby or s/t he just mentioned st helens

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i love sports

[Glenn.]

He was a pub quiz question. I got that one because I was perving on him a few months before

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omg

[Glenn.]

He's so gorgeous

[Jay.]

I love ThatThickChickStace1995

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ikr glenn where does he live

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Originally Posted by Jay.

I love ThatThickChickStace1995

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[Firewire]

what's his name

[Jay.]

Originally Posted by Rose McGowan

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But that wasn't about another member here???

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