[Jessica.]

I bought chicken thighs today, I think I'll make a healthy version in the halogen oven.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

[T*]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Bitch it's a damn goose get over it

so if one of georges tarantulas died and he was upset would you go to him 'its a damn spider get over it'?
wow

[T*]

or if one of your pets died smithy
how'd you feel if someone would go 'its just a damn pet get over it'

[Dollface]

Originally Posted by Tom!

aw i like that advert because the goose looks like the one we had that passed on xmas eve eve
its like what he would be doing now in like a heaven

how comes your goose died? old age?

[T*]

Originally Posted by Dollface

how comes your goose died? old age?

no, a damn fox
Geese live on average til they're like 10-20

[Dollface]

Originally Posted by Tom!

no, a damn fox
Geese live on average til they're like 10-20

omg i love foxes but ugh

[T*]

Originally Posted by Dollface

omg i love foxes but ugh

foxes are cute and all that but they're the dickheads of the canine world
little bastards

[Dollface]

Originally Posted by Tom!

so if one of georges tarantulas died and he was upset would you go to him 'its a damn spider get over it'?
wow

i was thinking about getting a tarantula but then i read that they release these tiny hairs on their stomachs and it stings like hell
so i was like nope

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

smithy is a terrible human being

[Dollface]

Originally Posted by Tom!

foxes are cute and all that but they're the dickheads of the canine world
little bastards

i guess a fox has to eat but.. why eat out pets

[T*]

Originally Posted by Dollface

i was thinking about getting a tarantula but then i read that they release these tiny hairs on their stomachs and it stings like hell
so i was like nope

you wouldn't see me near one of them
i know how like they're unconventional/ not your typical pet but i get how people love and care for them

[Jay.]

Originally Posted by LukeB

omg

Jay would recommend the office

[T*]

Originally Posted by Dollface

i guess a fox has to eat but.. why eat out pets

sometimes they just murder birds for fun too, it'd be fine if they ate them but its horrible if they've killed them for fun and left you to pick up the pieces
they did that to like 10 of my chickens

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Dollface

i guess a fox has to eat but.. why eat out pets

Never let Basil Brush near your dogs folks

[Dollface]

Originally Posted by Tom!

you wouldn't see me near one of them
i know how like they're unconventional/ not your typical pet but i get how people love and care for them

apparently they grow to love their owners, so cute

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Jay.

am i your p.a now

[Dollface]

Originally Posted by LiamPRW

Never let Basil Brush near your dogs folks

omg lmao I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT

[T*]

Originally Posted by Dollface

apparently they grow to love their owners, so cute

aw i guess id find myself liking them if it was like a cuddly happy one

[Jay.]

Originally Posted by LukeB

am i your p.a now

what do you mean?

[Dollface]

Originally Posted by Tom!

sometimes they just murder birds for fun too, it'd be fine if they ate them but its horrible if they've killed them for fun and left you to pick up the pieces
they did that to like 10 of my chickens

maybe you could put netting round your garden so foxes can't get in

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

And oh, oh, oh
I was a king under your control
And oh, oh, oh
I wanna feel like you’ve let me go
So let me go

[T*]

Originally Posted by Dollface

maybe you could put netting round your garden so foxes can't get in

we have a field and its all protected and fenced off, they still got in somehow

[Dollface]

[Dollface]

Originally Posted by Tom!

we have a field and its all protected and fenced off, they still got in somehow

omfg ninja foxes