[Niamh.]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/joannaborns/...nd#.ujrX0rbODP

You got: Sexy But Dangerous Magician

This is your new boyfriend. Look out! Because he knows magic and he’s a little bit dangerous. But not too dangerous. Just the right amount of dangerous. And if you’re afraid, don’t worry. That’s where the sexy comes in. It’s all about balance.

[Josy]

You got: Ferret Owner

This is your new boyfriend. He’s got ferrets! Just look how nurturing he is toward those ferrets. Can you imagine that level of nurturing being directed at you? He has so much love to give and the ferrets aren’t going to get it all! And don’t worry, the ferrets come second to you.

[Natalie.]

You got: Dog Mask Guy
This is your new boyfriend. He’s got a big dog head and he’s not afraid to use it. And don’t worry, he WILL take it off during intimate moments. He’s just showing you his fun side, mixed with just the right amount of mystery (what’s under that dog head???) to keep things interesting.

[Niamh.]

score Natalie

[MB.]

I must have missed Buzzfeed's bestiality section.

[Mokka]

You got: The Frozen Yogurt Mogul
This is your new boyfriend. He holds the key to everything sacred in the universe: frozen yogurt. Dude can HOOK YOU UP! If you want a man that can PROVIDE (frozen yogurt and unlimited toppings) for you, look no further.




And this is why I am glad I am done with dating

[Crimson Dynamo]

You got: Hot sexy Lesbian woman lady

Yes she is a lesbian but she will swing for you as she is bang up for it and may even throw in some 3-some action at weekends when the football is not on. She can cook, operate white goods equipment and is funny and loves dogs. Hell she even knows her way around a synoptic chart.

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

You got: Hot sexy Lesbian woman lady

Yes she is a lesbian but she will swing for you as she is bang up for it and may even throw in some 3-some action at weekends when the football is not on. She can cook, operate white goods equipment and is funny and loves dogs. Hell she even knows her way around a synoptic chart.

I always knew you were a closet Lesbian there LT!!!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Mokkajava

I always knew you were a closet Lesbian there LT!!!

i wouldnt mind being in a closet with one like that

[Daniel.]

You got: Dog Mask Guy
This is your new boyfriend. He’s got a big dog head and he’s not afraid to use it. And don’t worry, he WILL take it off during intimate moments. He’s just showing you his fun side, mixed with just the right amount of mystery (what’s under that dog head???) to keep things interesting.

[Daniel.]

wtaf

[Lostie!]

You got: The Frozen Yogurt Mogul
This is your new boyfriend. He holds the key to everything sacred in the universe: frozen yogurt. Dude can HOOK YOU UP! If you want a man that can PROVIDE (frozen yogurt and unlimited toppings) for you, look no further.

[Dollface]

You got: Balloon Guy
This is your new boyfriend. He has one really good thing for for him: balloons. You like balloons? He has access to them. Get ready for some romantic balloon gestures because this guy has a few tricks (balloons) up his sleeve.

[Lostie!]

Originally Posted by Dollface

You got: Balloon Guy
This is your new boyfriend. He has one really good thing for for him: balloons. You like balloons? He has access to them. Get ready for some romantic balloon gestures because this guy has a few tricks (balloons) up his sleeve.

Oh God, I'd run for the hills. I hate balloons popping near me.

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by Lostie!

Oh God, I'd run for the hills. I hate balloons popping near me.

Me too.
Suddenly Frozen Yogurt guy is looking really... yummy