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Well you should have a shower every time you fart, you made it sound like your loose bowel expels faeces every time.
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Do y'all generally type your smileys or click their images?
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Well you should have a shower every time you fart, you made it sound like your loose bowel expels faeces every time.
I don't do that.

But you can't be too careful when you have your face shoved in that region.
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I fart and trap the smell under the duvet
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i forgot i had half a pineapple in the fridge

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You're so gross can you not
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Isn't that called a Dutch Oven, Pat?
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marsh do you want to come to the market with me and my sister
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Is this the result of Marsh's loneliness,
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i was eating a ham sandwich reading this last page and i honestly almost threw up im being 100% serious
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why are you eating a ham sandwich before bed?
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You're about as jewish as a bacon sandwich
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i was eating a ham sandwich reading this last page and i honestly almost threw up im being 100% serious
Earlier I was eating while watching GoT and taking bites as intestines were flying and heads were being chopped off.
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Uh, I remember I was eating watching AHS when Delphine rips out the insides of the black man in the attic.
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