[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

I'm not even going to try and explain why I was so happy to see Danielle stay over Tamara when they basically had the same schtick (woman lying in their VT to get into the house) - I suppose 'foul-mouthed Glaswegian nude model-cum-webcam girl with a love of horses forever protesting her innocence as a pure Catholic gay marriage-hater who never swears and has never heard of this thing you call sex despite trying to cram as many f-words into arguments as humanly possible and her main back story being her telling the world how small Dexter's willy is, information that was relayed to evicted housemates one-by-one as photos of Danielle fondling her nipples became a regular feature on Bit on the Side, eventually culminating in a stripper from Essex who Danielle somehow happened to know crashing in and practically reeling off a detailed list of every time Danielle had ever had intercourse' is more interesting a Big Brother trope than 'tee hee let's do a showmance'.

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