[waterhog]

12 pub names that are all kinds of wrong 03.05.15 (metro paper exclusive - offensive names of pubs warning)

i was surfing
trunks on and goggles and speedo
a fantastic story needed unearthing
12 pubs will rise your libido.
my first one is real greasy
its dripping like the sun hits lollies
the pint was on the tongue and easy
i thank no1 "the legend of the oily johnies".
onto the second adventure
this is more insulting and i will explain how
she may well have debenture
but peaceful was my second pint in "the moody cow".
from peace to disgusting
the next pub had anger amount
no love to be rusting
wont return to "the foul mouth count".
my forth pub was brown
you can see the curd
straight up and into the town
a nice "bitter" in "the rank turd".
now we are getting sexual
please don't get ill
never done this factual
1st time flopping into "fanny on the hill".
don't make a sound
deadly serious and shush
got to move the ground
licking my lips for "the round bush".
please don't block
is the reader full
do you feel steady or rock
join me for a Gin in "the cock and bull".
i no its enormous
and i do have plenty of stock
its just absolutely fabulous
cheers lets have a drink in "the famous cock".
is the reader still excited
please say you are randy
you are personally invited
onto "the cock that is dandy".
to much is over loading
i deem it as a sin
my one is nearly exploding
i have to enter "the cock inn".
now it is a desert
am i on the wrong pub channel
this is a "elusive" insert
i got dirty in "the exclusive camel".
its nearly time for scoring
stop thinking bonky
in the toilet i left her roaring
cheers to "the roaring donkey".
thanks to the "Metro"
your list made me chuckle
if the reader wants some glory
look for me as all this drink made me buckle.

( http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/01/12-uk-...wrong-5177116/ a few days back i was reading this in this fantastic London paper and it really made me laugh. sunday morning at 5 am i was inspired to write this. i hope you can all laugh at this and maybe add a name of a pub that really effects you or you feel should be on the list. we can have great fun with this. as for the metro paper - can not wait for your next copy. going to bed now - its sunday 10am and i have done my work. if you want to never have the names of these pubs changed please sign here http://www.change.org/p/these-12-pub...t_created=true )

[arista]

"the moody cow".


Perfect for some of the Tibb women

[Denver]

Originally Posted by arista

"the moody cow".


Perfect for some of the Tibb women

(And Men)

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by arista

"the moody cow".


Perfect for some of the Tibb women

'The cock and bull' that's perfect for some too mkay...

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by arista

"the moody cow".


Perfect for some of the Tibb women

Hey i've got one of those at home

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by arista

"the moody cow".


Perfect for some of the Tibb women

Shade em

[Crimson Dynamo]

shaun teas

[waterhog]

leather you have been there - great - i am going tonight ? not sure where it is but i hope when i ask anyone they no what i am talking about when i say where is The foul mouth ????

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by EyeballPaul

Hey i've got one of those at home

A TiBB woman?? Which one?