[Shaun]

Artist: Leonie Lee-Marie

Song title: Money makes me world go round

Money makes me world go round
I'd kill my mam and dad for just
fifty pound.

All I want is a proper nice fella
who'll treat me alright and tell
me I look like Nigella. He'll buy
me nice things like a bottle of after-shock
and in return I'll suck his cock.
Actually I'll settle with some cash
I don't care if the neighbours
think I'm white trash. I just want money because
I'm Leonie Lee-Marie and the benefits life
is the life for me.

I want someone with loads of dosh
like Tyrone from down the street
I'd give him a gnosh. I know every scam
under the sun and I'll do them all
till the police get me done. I need a Lord Sugar
you know that bloke on TV who'll pay for me
nails and make me the new White Dee.

I know I'm no Beyoncé and I'm on benefits
but Jay-Z can't deny he wants lick me tits.
If I can't find a fella who'll treat me alright
I'll have to become a lady of the night.
If that doesn't work out I'll just
have another brat as long as I get my money
I don't care if it turns out a twat.

Cider for 10p isn't my life's goal
I need a man to fill this hole.
And no that isn't a innuendo!
I really need a man to pay for
me weed and me cigs
I'll have any men I'm that
desperate even if he looks
like a pig. Like avarice
I'm deadly sin number
five and I need dead nice
stuff and money to help me survive.

Money makes me world go round.
I'd sell our Princess and McKenzie
for just one hundred pound.

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