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The three screaming wrecks that got into the baths
By bloody heck they sure made me laugh
Furry things flew down on top of Eileen
And then we all heard how loud she could scream
Teddybears? Yeah right they are very scarey
For pity sake Eileen don't act like a baby
Danny the macho mad God that's a joke
I laughed so hard at him I nearly did choke
Amy or Sally or whatever the twin
Got maggots 'How awful' said I with a grin
The ball task was silly and not very hard
For fecks sake I'd do it out in my back yard
Hold the ball steady sur in that theres no fear
Those housemates were lucky not a scream did we hear
The hole was the best thing I think since sliced bread
They all entered it with such fear and dread
Crying like babies all stuck to each other
I was half afraid they would call for their mothers
Jack was a chicken couldnt stick the thing out
With Chloe the dark lord a failure no doubt
It wasn't a nightmare and they didn't win
But from start to finish it sure made me grin
Waterhog keep the poems up and for the most part you'll see
They'll often be answered by little old me