Posting this list again even though I was obviously joking when I said that I was going to "educate" Mock. 20 reasons why Charlie Travers is better than most.
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1. Charlie Travers somehow had a deal with Def Jam that fell through for unexplained reasons.
2. Charlie Travers has a wild child drug past no one will talk about.
3. Charlie Travers's grandmother died on top of her.
4. Charlie Travers had the worst fashion sense in a house whose residents included Jemima Slade.
5. Charlie Travers has chunky Ann Markley highlights.
6. Charlie Travers had two chances at showmances and turned both of them down, but remained friends with both of the dudes.
7. Charlie Travers likes to get drunk and have Nutella fights.
8. Charlie Travers has deep thoughts about hands, fingers and DNA.
9. Charlie Travers almost gouged Hazel's eye out with a cucumber, then compared her persecution to the time Daley tried to assault Hazel.
10. Charlie Travers somehow convinced everyone's friends/family that she was a deceptive mastermind despite never even attempting to strategize.
11. Charlie Travers has no notable relationship whatsoever with fully half of the final six.
12. Charlie Travers almost broke her entire torso diving into a wading pool while loaded.
13. Charlie Travers, as you said, randomly and correctly denounced in-house bestie Dexter in her final interview out of ****ing nowhere.
14. Charlie Travers was the right hand of Gina Rio during her glorious bloody reign as Queen Bee.
15. Charlie Travers and her mother, Jackie Travers, frequently dressed in matching shades of coral.
16. Charlie Travers desperately craves the attention of those around her but does not ever seek attention through conventional means.
17. Charlie Travers's eating disorder past sent Wolfy into a meltdown.
18. Charlie Travers surrounds herself exclusively with awful cretins but herself remains a delightful force for positivity.
19. Charlie Travers made completely avoidable social faux pas so often that 'to pull a Charlie Travers' has become slang amongst my friends.
20. Charlie Travers teamed up with Dexter and Gina to form BB14's beloved stack dance.
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