[Black Dagger]

Oh I know how this game properly works. I saw somebody do an XF one on Digital Spy and it went on forever lol.

[Shaun]

It's bc daniel-x has voted despite not being in the list love

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

How do you post an imagine on TIBB guys?

This is going well isn't it

[IMG]put the url in between these[/IMG]

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Shaun

It's bc daniel-x has voted despite not being in the list love

I am on the list love

[MB.]

(yeah I think a rota for the eliminations would work a little better next time. 'Next time' lol)

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by reece(:

The reason why it's ****ed up is bcos I haven't got Daniel-X down as a ranker lmfaooo.

I thought you had LMAO

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Nominations - Round 1

Here's my wonderful selection of housemates for you to choose from.


From top left along
Conor BB13 - Gerry BB8 - Daley BB14 - Stuart BB2 - Cameron BB4 - Anton BB12 - Darnell BB9
Steph BB4 - Dave BB11 - Mario BB11 - Marc BB16 - Aaron BB12 - Dean BB2 - Zachary BB8

Also:

John James BB11 - Justine Sellman - BB4

There you go Shaun and Troy x

[Jack_]

oh hell no at the inevitably of John Legend James leaving this early

[Daniel.]

Get him out Troy

[MB.]

Get John Legend James out

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Eliminate:
Daley


Let me be clear before the whole Daley and Hazel incident in the safe house Daley was my least favourite contestant in BB14 for the plain fact that he was boring as hell arguably more so than eventually winner Sam.

However the thing that irated me the most was that he engaged into an intense mutual (but not physical) showmace with Hazel despite having a long term girlfriend who clearly was in love with him as the excruciating BOTS appearance showed. Despite all of this, and probably because he wasn't a big character compared to the juggernaut of a housemate that was Hazel O'Sullivan, he was never truly rapped for his cheating ways and it was Hazel that was slaughtered by the press and viewers alike. In fact Dexter and Gina told and warned Daley about the way he was perceived but he carried on with his 'showmance' with Hazel.

The thought that he would swim to the final (he received 0 nominations at the time of his elimination) and perhaps win because of his boring nature was painful to me as a viewer at the time. So perhaps his ejection was a blessing in disguise.

I believe Daley's persona in the house was false and he was not the nice guy that was perceived for the majority of the series. This was shown by the infamous actions that led to the first ejection of Channel 5. The last impression of Daley that will stay with the viewer's mind is the image of a timid Hazel in the Diary Room saying how scared she was of Daley but then having to say that she didn't think Daley stepped over the line because of how scared she was of him. Even then when Big Brother relayed this back to Daley he still had no remorse and was visibly angry at Hazel for 'deceiving' him and thus he carried on slating Hazel in the press calling her a witch etc etc.

Another silver lining that came from Daley's ejection was that Hazel was liked more by the public and led her to be saved over Callum several weeks after.

Save - Cameron I guess

I didn't realise I disliked him this much but here you go

[MB.]

(although Justine is also awful -PROMO KLAXON- as I briefly touched upon in my post so eh)

[Black Dagger]

Oh god yes please get John James ****ing gone.

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

The reason why it's ****ed up is bcos I haven't got Daniel-X down as a ranker lmfaooo.

Messs

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by MB.

(yeah I think a rota for the eliminations would work a little better next time. 'Next time' lol)

The rush for the snatch is all part of the game. I guess the messy first round is a benchmark?

Great rankings guys

[Daniel.]

Welp mine is so much shorter

o well

[Macie Lightfoot]

oooh best believe I am eliminating John James and saving Justine

--

whatever number. John James "Crab Eyes" Parton (BB11)


I think this pic (those Sharpie abs...) is worth a hundred words because it's sooooooooooo bad. But I won't stop there.

So BB11 was my first BBUK ever and I definitely think it doesn't get enough appreciation in this parts but holy **** did John James ruin this series or what. I'm guessing that some combination of a ****ed up childhood involving bullying, the death of his father, and the presumably incestual relationship with his mother has led him to having SERIOUS issues with women and it was beyond creepy as ****. He was relentless to better HMs and better human beings like Rachael and Corin and would always harp on about how they're fame*****s only on the show for magazine deals (Exhibit A has already been posted above, ftr), he got REAL FACKIN' ANGRY and dragged Sunshine across the fake grass in the garden and gave her nasty rugburn that got HER evicted, and he created the most ****ed up, oxygen-sucking showmance in show history.

I don't think anything sums up John Josie better than the fact that "The John James & Josie Appreciation Thread (Part 231)" and "Could you prove JJJ are fake in a court of law? (Part 14)" are thread titles at DigitalSpy. Showmances on BBUK are pretty predictable because it's almost always two young hot people (or whatever you consider Ashleigh Hughes to be.) HOWEVER, what made John Josie worse than them all was how ~unlikely~ they were. We were supposed to see them as this adorable mix match couple and we were supposed to find it endearing that John James would go for someone with weight and self-image issues like Josie, and BBUK viewers across the world furiously munched on their Cheetos and were hopeful that they too could conquer all odds and find true love. It was nauseating beyond belief

So after weeks and weeks of John James being an unmitigated asshole to women and turfing them out of the house, trying to copy Lisa Appleton's fire exit escape, and fighting with Josie and then making up with her and looking at the camera and pulling her in closer, John James did get his comeuppance thankfully! Corin ****ing read him for filth and told him about himself, Rachael came back to the house and implied that Nathan wanted to beat the **** out of him, and John James ended it all crying in the fetal position in the DR because he was scared for his life unfortunately BB pandered to him and gave him a phone call to Nathan in what really was the lowest moment of C4 BBUK, and then the quad eviction was rigged so that John James would technically be 6th place even though he's without a doubt 9th place. And then Josie went on to win BB11 and it was pretty much a proxy John James win

I'm saving Justine (BB4) because she sucks but, like, she's without a doubt better than Helen Wood and Becky and Caroline and Shanessa and other awful females.

[EspeonBB]

Originally Posted by EspeonBB

267.
Gerry Stergiopoulos (BB8)


Ugh

Gerry ****ing sucks. He isn't even one those people who suck but bring out good in others, he was just a bad prescence in BB8 and I honestly can't think of one moment where he entertained me.

Anyway, Gerry honestly wasn't that bad for the first three weeks he was there. He was just a background character and he wasn't ruining anything for me. However, it was around week 5/week 6 I started to realise Gerry is awful. I think Gerry's worst quality was the fact he was convinced he was going to be the star of the show and he would be adored by the public (trying to be Brian Dowling 2.0 essentially) so he always thought all the tasks should involve him. Remember when he threw a fit because he wasn't Kylie Minogue in a task or when he pretended to speak to his grandmother on the telephone in Greek or w/e

Speaking of Charley, Gerry absolutely hated her and always picked petty arguments with her. Like the infamous water fight started because Gerry wouldn't stop lecturing Charley on breaking rules (and then he went in the diary room and tried to act like he threw water at her as self-defence boy bye). Or when Charley was trying to show genuine care for Chanelle and he basically provoked her into argument and called her snake? And then he tried to act like she was aggressor . He acted like he was so above her and always talked down about 'her shallow lifestyle' and it infuriated me. He also hated fellow goddess Nicky and always talked about how she was gameplaying and sneaky, when she really wasn't. He was also really creepy with the twins but I'd prefer to forget that.

In conclusion, Gerry is horrid. It's hard to pinpoint why he's horrid, but he is.

Save... Dean I guess

Gerry write up is up

[Shaun]

so am I left with Stuart and Darnell then

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Shaun

so am I left with Stuart and Darnell then

yep

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

so am I left with Stuart and Darnell then

Worst threesome ever

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by EspeonBB

Gerry write up is up

Ew the thoughts of Gerry reminded me of that godawful argument of him and Charley when Charley was showing some genuine concern for Chanelle.

[Pete.]

Does anyone remember what homophobic thing Steph said?

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

I vote to evict Dave

269th: Dave - BB11:



Dave provided very little during his stint in the house and is arguably the worst runner up in the whole sixteen series of BBUK. Dave came second place by default he was a bore and he knew it and owned it. His constant mention of god became tiresome and I arguably believe he only stayed in and got to the final two because of his sort of sob story about being a former alcoholic. His annoying constant shout of GLORY drove the ears to bleed faster than Kinga's vagina. The public seemed to not be too fond of him but him wining save and replace tasks constantly made him even MORE annoying. He was responsible for goddess Rachael's early demised and I guess I was never able to forgive him. I wouldn't have anyway someone who wore a monks robe and got 9.1% in a finale vote is no good housemate. Never mind a bloody runner up!

I save Marc

Dave write up is now up

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Ew the thoughts of Gerry reminded me of that godawful argument of him and Charley when Charley was showing some genuine concern for Chanelle.

Prime example of when Charley was provoked into an argument