[Pete.]

Glyn (Not so) Wise
aka the Boy from the Planet Zzzzzzod



Let's analyse Glyn's so called 'journey'

Glyn will always be remembered as the A-level genius that walked into the BB house in his pants as a substitute for his personality. However much to his detriment this was the worst thing for him to do in Week 1 as Big Brother Household (who most would ironically become his friends later on in the series) forgot all about this crowd follower and did not save him from the indignity of having no clothes. So, pulling the 'I've left my personality in my suitcase' excuse he faced eviction with Bonnie however he stayed because he has a penis lbr.

After this Glyn vowed to be entertaining etc but he fell into the unpopular Grace, Sezer clan however he got away with this because the public pulled the 'he's 18 and misunderstood' excuse.

Soon after this Glyn infamously 'boiled an egg for the very first time' which played into the 'aww he's so young and innocent' excuse. BUT my I remind you of the time when he shockingly spoke up and said '**** off Rich' during the cheerleader task?

The next memorable display from Glyn was the time he got drunk and elaborately vomited in every area possible. Let's remember Glyn course of vomit. He threw up into a bucket by the side of the bed, then decided to move to bathroom to throw up in the toilet, then he moved to Richard's beloved kitchen sick and finally he decided to finish vomiting in the garden of all places. Then after this elaborate display it was SUSIE who came off worse because she dared to criticise drunk and desperate Glyn?

I think he scaled the wall and ran across the roof and thus broke BBLB's Bunny Cam (but it didn't stop Dermot's bias) too. However, my main criticism against Glyn was that the main reason why he got an undeserved runner up position was that everyone thinks he went on a 'journey' when coming out in dog tags and a beany hat =/= a journey. We all know the nation's sweetheart AISLEYNE had the biggest journey and deserved 2nd place.

As for Jack and Joe