[reece(:]

Not Hayden digging up old debate

[Pete.]

Not Hayden dragging Sarah

[Black Dagger]

~IDK but it's low and quite frankly deserved~ CAROLINE WHARRAM7



Right, I don't even know where to begin with this one, I might as well start from the beginning where she genuinely was one of my favourites, I think her VT is one of the best of the C5 era, as she hilariously tells us of stories of her ski season which was a disaaassstaaa and explains to us that she got punched in the face (I can't for the life of me figure out why somebody would do this too such a warm character), her early friendship with Scott looked like she was heading into one of my all time favourites if she carried on, however it was just 72 hours into the series when her ghastly campaign kicked into gear, revelling in the demise of harmless dog lover Victoria, she cackled as she told Becky Hannon how irritating she was and it was great she had left the house (the irony isn't ****ing lost on this one, informing Becky that somebody else was an irritant), it became abundantly clear that targeting weaker housemates was what she believed made her so powerful, yet she was just a weak, pathetic bitch that couldn't even handle being spun around on a roundabout, tragic cow. Anyway back to the goading of weaker housemates, squeaky Chris was next, who was quite frankly a bit useless himself, but hold it together and show a bit of compassion for him when he's not even up the stairs, before cheering like a banshee with your coven, you ****ing warthog.

Immaturity was Caroline's middle name as she ventured through the series, mainly directed at Benedict, so he came in the shower, get a life, you irritating prude. She once again cackled at his demise, yet he had the last laugh anyway having the eviction of the series, hers only got about 10 viewers because everybody cared more about the Olympics. Bye. Other levels of immaturity shown was when she goaded Deana over a hair on the table, to which Deana gleefully replied that it was her pubes, to which Caroline showed disgust <333, despite trying to make Deana feel like ****e. She also showed repugnant personality traits by being a racist parasite, exclaiming that Adam was a gorilla and had something to do with Martin Luther King or whatever, she simply tried too hard to be a villain and instead came across as a second rate Bea Hamil, with racial implications to boot, not only this, there was also the whole "OOH LOOK AT ME I ORDERED JUST CHOCOLATE OFF THE SHOPPING LIST, AREN'T I EDGY AND FUNNY AND INTERESTING", no you are none of the ****ing above, it was done not 9 months before you by the other token posh housemate of the series, you were worthless, you were odious and your eviction while manipulated was quite frankly deserved because looking back Luke Scrase had the most perfect arse known to man. So whatever. There has been probably a lot of content that I have missed during this time of reliving her time in the house, but you get the gist of how terrible of a person she was. Don't forget she also wanted Conor to win the entire series, so that tells us all that we need to know.

Oh she also got me permanently banned off Digital Spy because I called her a see you next Tuesday. Guess what my luv, you still are one to this day. Now shove that hairbrush you left the house with where the sun won't shine.

I save King Dexter Koh. (I was expecting to have to save Marcus really, I was shocked that Macie found 18 more people to oust before him, what an absolute gem <3)

[Liam-]

Hayden dragging Sarah

Lucas dragging Caroline

What a day to be alive /Jack

[Black Dagger]

~Does a twirl~

[Jack_]

Her reaction to that Benedict incident was truly pathetic and I remember it really annoying me. What an immature, stupid, racist, transphobic child.

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Her reaction to that Benedict incident was truly pathetic and I remember it really annoying me. What an immature, stupid, racist, transphobic child.

Transphobic? Did she say anything transphobic (can't actually remember)?

[Liam-]

Yeah I was just about to ask what she said that was transphobic

[Black Dagger]

She called Luke A and Adam, Mr & Mrs. That's all I remember.

[Daniel.]

I remember her impersonating Luke A with the stereotypical gay limp wrist and gay voice

[Daniel.]

She needs to not be compared to Queen Bea who was never as nasty as her, but good writeup.

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

She called Luke A and Adam, Mr & Mrs. That's all I remember.

Vile.

I genuinely forgot that Luke A was transgender for a second then

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

She needs to not be compared to Queen Bea who was never as nasty as her, but good writeup.

Thanks <3. Think it's the one I've made the most effort with and probably will do for a while because my other least favourites won't be out for a while for me to drag.

[Pete.]

Slain by Lucas

[Jake.]

Sam Pepper
Big Brother 11 (7th Place)



No, you aren't looking at an unkempt lesbian. This, ladies and gentlemen, is Sam Pepper. Not content with burying the BB coffin with a below-average series, producers took it to themselves to stick Sam in despite already being rejected by the housemates themselves a few weeks previous. Entering as part of the 'Ignore the Obvious' task, Sam was forced to wear OTT clothing by Big Brother. Everything after this showcased Sam to be the same person he is to this day: an attention seeking irritant.

In true "let's create forced drama!!!!!!!" fashion, Sam went for the shows front runner, Josie, pretty much from the off. If it was anything classic or noteworthy I'd have let him off, but I can only really recall him winding her up by going for the "you're a bore" cliché and sticking his willy in her face (I'm not making that up am I? That did happen?).

Since BB Sam's gone on to gain internet 'stardom', with his latest antics causing police questioning due to 'sexual harassment'. Lad.

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

She called Luke A and Adam, Mr & Mrs. That's all I remember.

Oh

[Daniel.]

I legit have no idea what to write about Matthew apart from his row with Helen. Did he do anything else at all?

[Daniel.]

Great write up Jake

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

I legit have no idea what to write about Matthew apart from his row with Helen. Did he do anything else at all?

He got stuck up in that cage thing on launch night(?)

[Jake.]

oh and he returned and gave 'advice' to some of the others for a task

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

I legit have no idea what to write about Matthew apart from his row with Helen. Did he do anything else at all?

He shagged Mark post show

[Jack_]

Sam saving the end of BB11 lol I remember that idiotic twist where they let the housemates pick the newbies and in predictable fashion they chose the dullards

Originally Posted by Daniel_

I legit have no idea what to write about Matthew apart from his row with Helen. Did he do anything else at all?

No, overrated dullard

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Sam saving the end of BB11 lol I remember that idiotic twist where they let the housemates pick the newbies and in predictable fashion they chose the dullards

Everyone knows they should have picked the worlds sexiest fat man.

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Liam-

Everyone knows they should have picked the worlds sexiest fat man.

[Black Dagger]

Gosh his Twitter post eviction was nauseating. Bitter twat. But yeah he was a heap of nothingness really